Chia Guevarra and the Shiny Green Path!That's it!!! I won't stop until the WHOLE WORLD is green and sprouting Chia!!!
Is one of them SoChialism? I also wonder about Green Chiana.Chia Guevarra and the Shiny Green Path!
I'm expecting to see you proclaim the Five Year Plant soon.
And all Enemies of the Chia-volution sent to the Chia-ducation Camps.
(Note: I've left at least two Communism-related Chia puns on the table. Have at them, if you wish.)
Nice! I didn't know Chiatism had even been around that long!Hey, we quickly approaching the 64th anniversary of our Chia Revolution. November 16, 1948!!! Just remember....DON'T TELL WHY HIS HAIR TURNED GREEN! Long live Dean Stockwell for having the courage to step out of the shadows and bring our plight to the public eye!
Sad, M2M. False saints, gods, and shrines are no good. They're not a part of my silly ChiaConfessions game. That Jack Daniels distillery is no sacred shrine and its product, though safely enjoyed by many, has brought misery and death to many. I will play silly, but I hope I always give reverence where it is due. My opinions only. Have fun everybody.Here's a copy of my report to headquarters . . . .
The cheeittes are massing again for another potential attack. Their leader woke up after a two year nap and is making lots of war calls. His lackies have responded on several occassions, however several of the younger recruits seem to prefer watching videos and playing war games on computer.
I have also heard several of them speaking in tongues. I will find a translator if we have to kidnap one of them and use milk and oreos to bribe him/her to help.
One particularly nasty turn is that several of the little green beasties are quoting dead communists and showing pictures of our earth being consumed by fire and high caliber weapons. Isn't it bad enough that the little green termites do enough damage without wanting to smear the earth with slime and green pollution? May I have permission to notify Saint Al Gore and Saint Jane Goodall of what may transpire so they may pray for us? May I also call on our flock of war dragons and handlers to be ready for the incoming chia weirdness?
Last note and most important. Our former leader Stan der Man and the Queen are missing in action. We may need volunteers to mastermind and control our troops in our former leaders place.
Release as all points bulletin.
Morocco Mole AKA Secret Squirrel
P.S. I have embedded a map of the enemy stronghold on their leader's post (see above). Use the coordinates and triangulate a "hot" location. It is not far from where the Sacred Shrine of Jack Daniels is located