crazy fat related sayings you'd like to have on a t-shirt--if you had the gutz

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  1. Nov 16, 2009 #1

    superodalisque

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    stolen from judgeDre: obesity is sexy!
     
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    a friend and i were kicking more around. please excuse me if some are too tasteless. some are just plain lame. but we had fun doing them. no BBW beatdowns!;)

    its a BUTT shelf not a BOOK shelf


    I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU (and I want to BE crushed by you)


    if your a BBW, then i'm Santa


    Don't Disguise The Size of Those Thighs


    Somebody left the Cellulites on


    cowboys like saddlebags


    XOXO for your XXXXL


    I EAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU!


    will dance for money(Crossed out) FOOD


    I GOT A BUN IN THE OVEN (AND A PIE, AND A LASAGNE, AND A CASSEROLE AND A...)


    cheeky (on the back of course)


    KOBAYASHI ONLY DID 46 HOT DOGS?! (on the front) I COULDA BEEN A CONTENDER(and on the back)


    I ATE ROADRUNNER...Meep! F****n Meep! (image) roadrunner on a spit over fire


    thiiiiiccckkkkeee!


    got milk... (on the front) ...aaaand cookies (on the back)



    your turn!:D
     
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    Im Twice The Woman You'll Ever Be...
     
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    Here's a few

    1. A fat woman is a blanket for winter"

    2. Fat women have great yummies"

    3. "The #8 great thing about being fat is: I am historically hot"

    4. Fat & Fabulous & Happy

    *** My two favorites below

    5. Beautiful at Any Size

    6. Go Big or Go Home

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    7. "I Learned the value of being grossly disproportioned"

    8. Thunder Thighs Rule

    9. Front: I don't think your ready for this jelly
    Back: It never stopped me from getting busy

    10. BBW could eat five Kate Mosses, and still have time for three hours of sex

    11. I could ride Santa like a pony

    12. Big Fat Deal

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    13. "Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep o' nights Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look He thinks too much such men are dangerous." - William Shakespeare

    14. "It takes a big man to cry.
    It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man
    and an ever bigger man to ask why he is laughing".
    - Jack Handey

    15. "Abundance is, in large part, an attitude." - Sue Patton Thoele

    love this quote by the great one

    16. "Thin people are beautiful,but fat people are adorable" -Jackie Gleason

    17. "Some People are Born to Fatness. Others Have to get there." -Les Murray
     
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    lol i <3 this one, would wear it for sure..

    I GOT A BUN IN THE OVEN (AND A PIE, AND A LASAGNE, AND A CASSEROLE AND A...)
     
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    I ADORE this!!!! It hits my nerd side and fat side and fat nerd side all at the same time!
     
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    1300 Class

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    Simple and to the point:
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    quite a long one. it's one of those list ones.

    "So I'm bigger than you, ok, I can deal with that.
    I'm the st bernard to you're chihuahua
    I'm the Rocket launcher to you're pop gun
    I'm the audi tt to you're go-kart
    I'm the Ac/Dc to you're james blunt
    I'm the Cake to you're peanut.
    So, what have we learnt?"
     
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    I can't think of any I'd like to see, but I did see some listed that I'd love to buy. =D
     
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    I want this on my shirt, definitely. :p
     
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    You must be this wide to ride
    |---------------------------|(not actual size obviously)

    also this from the old paint thread would be awesome (it's beth ditto and paris hilton obviously :D)
    [​IMG]
     
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    You must like what you see when you see a FATTY like ME!
     
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    I love this thread! ^_^ Keep them coming
     
  14. Nov 17, 2009 #14

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    very naughty and only somewhat misleading:

    the size of a man's woman equates to the size of his penis;)
     
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    I always wanted to do something like "yes, i have a mirror and yes, i know i am fat, now F off" rather negative, but sometimes i just dont give a shit.
     
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    I've seen afew in my time...

    One memorable T-shirt I've seen our very own LillyBBBW wear is a plain black t-shirt with bold white letters on the front > "Anorexia Survivor".



    :D
     
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  17. Nov 18, 2009 #17

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    i'll take the big one!
     
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    exile in thighville

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    your wife started fucking me when you started giving her shit about her weight

    (back)

    it's been sweet
     
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    another one along that line--

    "You Can Beat Anorexia. Ask Me How."
     
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    (on tummy) FUEL TANK FOR THE SEX MACHINE

    PREPARING FOR FAMINE

    FAT PEOPLE LIVE LONGER IN A SNOWSTORM

    SHUT UP AND LET A FAT LADY EAT!

    IF YOU DON'T LIKE OBESITY KISS MY BIG FAT BUTT

    JUST SAY NO TO WICKER

    WHAT WOULD JESUS EAT?

    TOO BIG TO FAIL

    MY DOUBLE CHINS MAKE ME DOUBLY KISSABLE

    SOMETIMES WHEN I WALK MY BUTT CLAPS

    INSIDE THIS BODY IS A SKINNY LADY--BUT I CAN USUALLY SHUT HER UP WITH CHOCOLATE

    FAT FREE MY ASS

    FAT ADDS FLAVOR--WANT TO EAT ME?

    YEP, I'M FAT. HORRIFIED? LOOK AWAY. INTERESTED COME SAY HEY!
     
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