crazy fat related sayings you'd like to have on a t-shirt--if you had the gutz

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  1. Jun 16, 2010 #101

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    Or this one: "Size zero does not make u a hero"

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  2. Jun 16, 2010 #102

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    Hahaha Love it
     
  3. Jun 19, 2010 #103

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    Across the front of a stretched-to-the-limit Tee shirt: GOT COOKIES?
     
  4. Jun 19, 2010 #104

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    "I'm bananas for bananas!"

    "I eat therefore I am"

    "I'm not fat I'm famine prepared"
     
  5. Jun 19, 2010 #105

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    pretty soon everyone will look just like me!:D
     
  6. Jul 5, 2010 #106

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    Mine would say: FUCK ME I'M FAT!
     
  7. Jul 7, 2010 #107

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    I found it.

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    Win. This thread you have.

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  8. Jul 10, 2010 #108

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  9. Jul 16, 2010 #109

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    This is actually on a shirt already but I cant see wearing it in public. It says, " I didnt come here to impress none of you motherfuckers"
     
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  10. Jul 16, 2010 #110

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    Go Big Or Go Home In Remembrance

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    I would wear that in a heartbeat.
     
  11. Jul 17, 2010 #111

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    "Don't act like you don't want this..."

    Funny thing was, it was already on a BHM at the mall. I was scoping him out at a jewelry kiosk. Had to look away when I saw his girl reach over and put a new chain around his neck...
     
  12. Jul 26, 2010 #112

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    how about something like
    Lolly lickers wear bigger knickers
    or
    My other bodies a picnic hamper
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  13. Jul 26, 2010 #113

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    Oh my! :eek:

    Either way, that's be a EPIC t-shirt.
     
  14. Jul 26, 2010 #114

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    "Me and ice cream, we're having a baby," with an arrow pointing to my belly.

    I also like the message of this bumper sticker ("change how you see, not how you look") on a t-shirt.
     
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  15. Jul 26, 2010 #115

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    Something a little like this?

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  16. Jul 31, 2010 #116

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    "it's not your imagination...my ass really IS this big."
     
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  17. Jul 31, 2010 #117

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    Here's my contribution:

    Fat Chicks Make Better Lovers!
     
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  18. Aug 1, 2010 #118

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    my softness makes u hard

    *did not say that*
     
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  19. Aug 1, 2010 #119

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    I keep thinking of getting "Wide Load" printed across the back of my pants, like those little Juicy sweatpants. Maybe have bandanas hanging out of my pockets to approximate the little flags.
     
  20. Aug 1, 2010 #120

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    i died! lmao :bow:
     

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