Discussion in 'Daily Living' started by superodalisque, Nov 16, 2009.
Or this one: "Size zero does not make u a hero"
Hahaha Love it
Across the front of a stretched-to-the-limit Tee shirt: GOT COOKIES?
"I'm bananas for bananas!"
"I eat therefore I am"
"I'm not fat I'm famine prepared"
pretty soon everyone will look just like me!
Mine would say: FUCK ME I'M FAT!
Win. This thread you have.
This is actually on a shirt already but I cant see wearing it in public. It says, " I didnt come here to impress none of you motherfuckers"
I would wear that in a heartbeat.
"Don't act like you don't want this..."
Funny thing was, it was already on a BHM at the mall. I was scoping him out at a jewelry kiosk. Had to look away when I saw his girl reach over and put a new chain around his neck...
how about something like
Lolly lickers wear bigger knickers
My other bodies a picnic hamper
Either way, that's be a EPIC t-shirt.
"Me and ice cream, we're having a baby," with an arrow pointing to my belly.
I also like the message of this bumper sticker ("change how you see, not how you look") on a t-shirt.
Something a little like this?
"it's not your imagination...my ass really IS this big."
Here's my contribution:
Fat Chicks Make Better Lovers!
my softness makes u hard
*did not say that*
I keep thinking of getting "Wide Load" printed across the back of my pants, like those little Juicy sweatpants. Maybe have bandanas hanging out of my pockets to approximate the little flags.
i died! lmao :bow:
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