crazy fat related sayings you'd like to have on a t-shirt--if you had the gutz

[Oldtimer76]

Or this one: "Size zero does not make u a hero"

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[NurseVicki]

(front)

your wife started fucking me when you started giving her shit about her weight

(back)

it's been sweet

Hahaha Love it

 

[MrChipz]

Across the front of a stretched-to-the-limit Tee shirt: GOT COOKIES?

 

[Lamia]

"I'm bananas for bananas!"

"I eat therefore I am"

"I'm not fat I'm famine prepared"

 

[superodalisque]

pretty soon everyone will look just like me!

 

[CharDonnay]

Mine would say: FUCK ME I'M FAT!

 

[lostjacket]

(front)

your wife started fucking me when you started giving her shit about her weight

(back)

it's been sweet

Win. This thread you have.

 

[tonynyc]

 

[LisaInNC]

This is actually on a shirt already but I cant see wearing it in public. It says, " I didnt come here to impress none of you motherfuckers"

 

[CastingPearls]

This is actually on a shirt already but I cant see wearing it in public. It says, " I didnt come here to impress none of you motherfuckers"

I would wear that in a heartbeat.

 

[lovelocs]

"Don't act like you don't want this..."

Funny thing was, it was already on a BHM at the mall. I was scoping him out at a jewelry kiosk. Had to look away when I saw his girl reach over and put a new chain around his neck...

 

[BurlesqueBrit]

how about something like
Lolly lickers wear bigger knickers
or
My other bodies a picnic hamper
?

 

[willowmoon]

how about something like
Lolly lickers wear bigger knickers

Oh my!

Either way, that's be a EPIC t-shirt.

 

[thirtiesgirl]

"Me and ice cream, we're having a baby," with an arrow pointing to my belly.

I also like the message of this bumper sticker ("change how you see, not how you look") on a t-shirt.

 

[Sweet Tooth]

"Me and ice cream, we're having a baby," with an arrow pointing to my belly.

Something a little like this?

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[Lovelyone]

"it's not your imagination...my ass really IS this big."

 

[curveyme]

Here's my contribution:

Fat Chicks Make Better Lovers!

 

[superodalisque]

my softness makes u hard

*did not say that*

 

[Myn]

I keep thinking of getting "Wide Load" printed across the back of my pants, like those little Juicy sweatpants. Maybe have bandanas hanging out of my pockets to approximate the little flags.

 

[superodalisque]

I keep thinking of getting "Wide Load" printed across the back of my pants, like those little Juicy sweatpants. Maybe have bandanas hanging out of my pockets to approximate the little flags.

i died! lmao :bow: