crazy fat related sayings you'd like to have on a t-shirt--if you had the gutz

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  1. Aug 2, 2010 #121

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    Front: "I used to worry about getting fat...."

    Back: "Now what will I have to worry about?!"
     
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    life is like a box of chocolates: delicious, fattening, sexy and over to quickly to worry about slimming.
     
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    "You should see me with my shirt off."
     
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    biggurls Got The Good Best Love!!!!
    Bigger The Ass The Better The Sex!!!!
    If You Ain"t A Biggul Back Off!!!!
    Give Curves Or Give Me Death!!!
    More The Better When It Comes To Women
    Ass Is Like Money You Never Have Enough
     
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    love it!! :wubu:
     
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    Food Storage (with an arrow pointing down, in the spirit of the "Baby" T-Shirts)

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    How about " I give warmth in the winter and shade in the summer ! "

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  8. Nov 4, 2010 #128

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    I know it's been a while since anyone posted on this thread but I'm new so I'm putting in my 2 cents!!

    "FA's are just like kids, the bigger the present the more excited they get"

    I totally need to make up this t-shirt- "I'm FAT, not DEAF" , keep your unsolicited opinions to yourself or I'll erase you and your stickly figured friends"

    "If you stare for more than a minute I'm gonna have to start charging you"

    "Don't be shy come to the SS/BBW side, we have cookies! (umm... well we HAD cookies)"

    "I used to be thin, sorry you missed it"

    "Step aside hater, you're taking up valuable viewing area for the real men"

    Now who would wear those t-shirts?
     
  9. Nov 4, 2010 #129

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    This is a great thread! Love these:

    Thanks also to Baba Fats upthread for mentioning Herb Lubalin. I love typography so I'll be interested to learn more about him.

    I always wanted a shirt to wear during races that would say on the back "Your ass just got passed by the fat lady" ;)

    I also have a shirt by Heidi that says "I have a pretty face." It's very cool.
     
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    Some of these are pure gold, But my friend recently shared : " Once you have had fat & white nothing else tastes right " :D
     
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    I'm fat, not desperate
     
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    My uncle has a shirt that says "I like gorditas" . . . hehehe :) Wish I would have thought of that, because that was my dads' pet name for me when I was younger, "his little gordita" [I have to admit, it annoyed me later on in life, especially given what it means] . . . I could have made a ton of money on that shirt! lol
     
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    Great Tread. Reminds me of what I use to say as a comeback as a kid... "yea I'm fat, so, Your ugly and if I wanted to do something about being fat least I could!"
     
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    ....an old boyfriend and FA said this to me lovingly:

    "Babe, bones are for dogs; meat is for MEN!"

    yeah babyyyyyy! :wubu:
     
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    My friend has a shirt that says, "I have 1001 problems but my size isn't one of them." She said it was actually a man's shirt, so that can be taken several ways!! lol:p

    Personally, I loved the got milk/cookies one and I nearly fell on the floor reading the "I'm the fat lady and I ain't singing shit!"!!!! lmao

    I do have a t-shirt that says Size Matters but it has a diamond ring on it.;)
     
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    Does it get more apropos than "Whole Lotta Love" ?

    :happy:

    (Les Toil's kickass art modeled by the lovely Aris and AJ! - the man behind the righteous BBW tribute album.) You can get one here: http://bit.ly/WholeLottaLove

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    You should just go ahead and get the shirts made, you don't seem to be to shy to wear it .

    A belly shirt with and of flabby would be awesome especially at a Walmart
    L
     
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    Curvy abundance.
    I'm not overweight,
    I'm ultrafeminine.
     
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    Wow, Frank dug way back in the archives ro find this one after over eight years! But it is a great topic, so I'm kind of glad that he did.

    And almost apropos the topic, I saw an oven mitt recently with the message "I'm beautiful and I eat a lot." I didn't quite dare buy it for my wife :p
     
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    I'm only here for the bacon.
     
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