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IrishBard

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BBW/SSBBW, Zombies, XWG- a zombie apocalpyse... with ssbbws!

(Author's note: I am taking a break from writing epics to write a short fun story, featuring zombies, ssbbw's, alot of gaining and hopefully some funny stuff. Alright, enough commontary, here we go!)

Dead Fat
by Irish Bard

Day 1

"Brainzzzzzzzzz"

"Braaaaaaaaaaainzzzzzzzzzz"

"Braaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinzzzzzzzzz!"

"Liver!"

The moans of the walking dead wandered around the streets of Guilford, infecting the air like morbid chants of some rock concert gone sour. They shambled down the street, shuffling and moaning, whilst the girls commented on them whilst running for cover.

"Yikes, it's like being back at college!" cried Briget, 22, Guilford University student, specialising in advanced maths and horror movies.

"it's more like the release of a World of Warcraft Expansion." muttered Alice, 23, IT trainee, specialising in leadership and extreme boredom.

"Come on, the Fairy Centre is up ahead, we can hide in there," she added

The Fairy Centre, at the centre of Guilford, stood out against the masses of zombies like a middle figure sticking out against death, bold, defiant, but ultimately futile. The four ran for it, knocking the shambling dead aside, bowled inside through the back door, Alice locking it with a snap.

"Ok. we're safe, for now!"

"What are we going to do!" wailed Tabby, 22, Guilford University student, specialising in fashion and whinning alot.

"Wait for me to get my breath back." muttered Martha, 23, telemarketeer, specialising in communications and being extremely lazy. "Anyway, this is a pretty sweet deal! get the electricity back on, food court at the top, bedding, cloths, tv, DVD's, games, the lot! if there was anywhere I could stay during a zombie apocalypse, this would be it!"

"You're not serious?" Tabby said, "Look at this, we can't survive here. Think of what it will do to our sanity, not to mention waistlines."

"A few extra pounds never hurt anyone," Martha replied, eyeing the slender
Tabby up against her own chunky frame. "I mean, exercise if you want, it's not as though you've got men to appease now, unless you want to go outside and share a few handfuls of brain with them."

"We don't have anywhere else to go," Briget stated, "there's the car park where we came from, theres the outside street, but thats swarming with the zombies. broad day-light usually kills the undead in most movies, but..."

"Briget, please," Alice looked around. "Ok, we need to first block off all the other exits, and avoid any of the zombies getting in. second, we need go to Downessa to grab some bedding and stuff, take it upstairs, to the food court, that can be our base of operations. Alright... who can cook!"

All four put up their hands. Alice looked suprised. "Well, that makes it a lot easier. We each cook collectively for each other, there's plenty of stock up there, I hope, and failing that, there's always stuff in the Co-op, threshers and so on for emergencies..."

"So we're staying?"

"We don't have a choice, Tabby." Alice said. "We are stuck between death and surviving it out here. I'm personally wanting to stay alive."

"Yeah, and once it's all over, maybe the government will put the zombies to work in really boring jobs and we can get the better ones..."

"We can all live in hope, Briget." Martha smiled, "Now come on, help me nick the telly's in HMV."

(continued in post 5 of this thread)
 

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Very nice. I like that you're using George Romero style slow shambling zombies (or are they ineffectual Shaun of the Dead zombies?)
 

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Very nice indeed, you've combined my two favorite things. Keep it up i'd like to see where you go with it.
 

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"Hello, this is the fairy centre survivors, is this Janet?"

"Yeah? whose speaking, is this Robert?"

"No, this is Martha, I'm with Alice at the moment, and I've been put in charge of communications, Where are you?"

"I'm stuck in a small office near Gregg's bakery. Please help, can you get anyone to me?"

Martha looked over her shoulder at the enormous bedframe over the front exit, at the side exit blockaded with shelves, and the back exit blocked with the collapsable kiosk.

"Erm, I'm afraid not Janet, but if you could get to us then... Janet?"

A faint "Brainzzzzzzzz" was heard over the phone before Martha hung up, breathing out a sign of frustation and stepped onto the escalator. Seven attempts to get other survivors had already happened, all with mixed results. One didn't answer, two was a group of survivors in debhenams who were roughing it out as well (the guy who had answered made a bet with her over who would survive the longest, with typical gallows humour) three, four and five met the same result as previously, six was another non-answering and seven was another survivor who had proposed roughing it out.

Martha arrived at their camp looked around at the others. Their camp was made up of mattresses, bedding, cloths and cushions at the centre of the food court on the top floor, far better to look over everything and also easier to get at food. Alice was quietly reading, Briget was (yet again) watching day of the dead, and Tabby was busy working out. Holding it out seemed like the best option, but it wasn't as though it was the most exciting. The weather had been wonderfully sunny, turning even Briget's pale skin tan, but now it was pouring down with rain.

Looking down at herself, Martha noticed that the four days of relaxing and food had not been kind to her waistline. She wasn't exactly slim to start with, but even she had noticed that she had gone up at least 2 sizes, something that usually took her months. Something was definately up. usually she should feel lathargic, but she was feeling fine.

"Have you called everyone?" Alice asked, putting her book down.

"Yeah, well, everyone who answered. Joe, Rita, Vince and Jill holding it out in Debhamans and Marcus is staying put at the college."

"Maybe we should contact the army next." Briget said.

"Well, the news has said that it's a national epidemic, if there are survivors here then they might rescue us. Also, I've noticed that we've gotten fatter, even though we've ate as normal, we need to investigate soon."

"Yeah, I've noticed that as well." Tabby concured "Exactly..."

"Two dress sizes?" asked Martha, before throwing Tabby her old clothes, "I think my old stuff is two sizes bigger, put those on."

"Ok, stuff we need to sort out tomorrow," Alice said, "First, make contact with the army, the navy or whatever to get out of here. Second, weigh ourselves, get rid of any of the cloths too small and use the rest. third, begin to look for whatever is making us fatter."

"Sounds simple," Briget said.

"Things are never simple in a zombie apocalypse," muttered Alice.
 

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Day 5

"Three weeks and 20 pounds!" shreiked Tabby

"Yep, we've got three weeks to wait and weigh 20 more pounds." muttered Alice.

The sardonic red head rocked back in her chair. "I don't know what your crying about, Tabby, you're the smallest out of all of us!"

"Yeah, that's because I remained in shape before i got into this mess!" Tabby responded, cattily. "I always remained under 110 pounds!"

"What did you say?" Alice sat forward, moving herself towards Tabby.

Tabby wanted this. She didn't feel weighty, despite the fact that 20 more pounds was sitting comfortably on her body, spreading out towards mainly her breasts, giving them the added bounce. On top of that, she had practiced mixed martial arts at college, in order to protect her against the numerous possible attackers. she could take this ginger bitch with a buddha belly!

"Guys, stop this, please." Martha interveened. "Look, it makes sense. Guilford is a small city in Surrey, the army are still dealing with the zombies in London, Cardiff, Edinburgh, Birmingham and Manchester, the major cities, we'll be last on their list. anyway, We've got a bit of cabin fever due to the rain, nothing more. Listen, it will blow over in a day or two and we'll be able to go outside again, It is June, after all. Then we can wait around here for a bit more..."

"Yeah, sit on our fat arse a little more, lazy bones!" interupted Tabby. she was fed up if it all. She was fed up with Alice, she was fed up with that pearshaped, spaced out, Goth Briget, and she was fed up of Martha. The bitch weighed the most out of all of them, and claimed she ate her rations like everyone else, she obviously was snacking on the emergency stuff or something!

The three women squared off. Tabby was irritable, Alice was furious, Martha was domineering, daring one of them to fight, snarling at each other.

"Do you hear that?"

They all looked at Briget, who had been sitting down with her eyes closed. She sat up and looked around.

"What is it, Briget?"

"I thought I heard crying, is anyone upset?"

Tabby looked around at the gaping Martha and Alice, and was aware that she had been doing it.

"Where did it come from?"

"Just listen."

The distant sound of sobbing was heard. it echoed down the vents and the whole centre, quietely, but loud at the centre.

"Where's it coming from?" repeated Tabby.

"Well, today, lets do something productive rather than yell at each other."
Alice said, "Lets have a look round for the voice."
 

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"Not here?" Alice asked a tired Briget from Waterstones.

Briget shook her head, and Alice moved away. She needed to be the leader, she needed to pull the group together; they were in a war situation, the enemy was at the gates, preparing to storm, or at least shuffle and moan, their home. Alice had trained in the army as a cadet, but was unable to become a member of the army for failing certain physical protocols, but had remained in their strict routine.

She walked into HMV. Most of the stuff had been ransacked from most of the stores in their first couple of days, but looking back, she had noticed that all their tastes differed a lot. She was an R&B girl, whilst Briget was black metal, Martha was classical music, and Tabby was as poppy as they come. These minor observations made her feel more relaxed, she needed to know what people like in order to pull them togeth...


"Help me, someone, please help me."

Alice froze, the voice was coming from here!

"Guys, I've found the voice!"

The three came bowling down into the store. Martha was the first to call out.

"Hello, is anyone there!?"


"Hello? Yes, I'm trapped in the cellar, help me!"

Alice ran to the door leading down into the cellar. she pulled it open.

"Hello, who are you?"


"My name is Lily. Please help me!"

"It'll be ok, Lily, I'm Alice, I have Martha, Tabby and Briget here, we're survivors from the Zombie epidemic!"

"Thats good, come quickly, but don't breathe in the air!"

"What does she mean by that?" asked Alice

"Doesn't matter," Martha said, "We need to get her out and into sun light, she sounds half starved the poor lass."

The four crept down the stairs. It was dank and dark and spooky. Briget had found flash-lights and Alice had brought three bats to use. Locked door after locked door greeted them. Alice knocking on each, and no response.

"You could have just asked her!" hissed Briget.


"I'm in the door marked WG-24" came a reply.

"Well, problem solved, isn't it?" Alice replied.

They made it to WG-24. locked. Alice tried to budge it, and it wouldn't.

"Pass the bat."

The lock yielded after one hit.

"I'll contact you when I need to torment an Ex," muttered Tabby.

Slowly, they opened the door.

(continued in post 10 of this thread)
 

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This is awesome! I can't wait for the next chapter.
 

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Day 5 concluded

The woman known as Lily lay infront of them. Chained and stripped, her enormous bulk was lain on the floor like some barbaric execution. The dank room was lined with records and data, as well as less savory objects, including various jars.

"Hi!" Lily said, cheerfully.

"Are you alright?" squewked Tabby.

"Yeah, no broken bones, apart from being a experiment in order to find the next evolutionary step in human civilisation which might have caused your zombie outbreak, but yes, i'm alright."

Lily rolled over, "Lily Materson, by the way, researcher, specialised in nursing, ordinary girl, likes the Kaiser Chiefs and Jim Carrey movies... well some of them. Now, Lily Materson, Experiment WG-24, part of 24 experiments to create a new utopia after the bomb is dropped."

Briget didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Instead she did neither.
"I can pick locks, do you want me to get you out?"

"Yeah, please."

Briget ran over, pulled out her hair pin and started to pick the lock, whilst Martha looked over the records.

"Ok, Project WG-24 original objectives. Creation of a lifeform that can survive even the harshest of conditions. inclusion, Metabolism that processes all food, for when food is scarce, strong bones and muscle, for carrying excess weight, Adapitive organ tissue, in order to work in greater performance as size increases,"

Briget worked, delicately picking the lock apart, she seemed to be getting heavier by the minute.

"Blah blah blah, rubbish about increase in knocker size. Aha, this looks interesting "Special air borne virus that causes others who contract it to gain the above abilities, in order to provide that the nessecary effects for all other occupants, due to a reaction with estrogen...""

Briget felt her cloths tighten and strain. she lept back, finding her pants riding her arse like a G-string, whilst her bra was loosing a battle with her breasts.

"What the...!"

"Oh no, I am so sorry!" Lily cried out. "I breathe out that virus, it duplicates the passive effects of my condition into however breaths it in. The closer that people are, the more they gain. Oh no, I am so sorry."

The poor girl was in tears. "It will probably be easier for you guys to lock me..."

"No way are we locking you back down hear!" Alice stopped her. "I mean,it's like something out of Resident Evil Code Veronica!"

"I was going to say that!" muttered Briget, before going up and hugging Lily.

"Come on, we need as many people on board as possible, and none of us have any medical knowledge. So, welcome aboard lily!"

Alice's report Day 5

Tabby: 127lbs
Alice: 152lbs
Briget: 145lbs (Before Lily) 203lbs (After lily)
Martha: 189lbs
Lily: 298lbs
 

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Day 12

Martha sat back, after a extremely good meal, and looked back on the past six days spent in the Fairy centre.

Using the basement, they had found tunnels scattered all over Guilford, most of them blocked or infested, but one led to Debhenams. The others were happy to see that other people had survived, and more importantly, there was another tunnel leading to the tescos. Naturally, food was pillaged and brought back, stuffed into the industrial strength freezers in the food court.

Despite the fact they were still on Alice's rationing scheme, it had been relaxed a bit with the new intake of food.

Alice, herself, had begun to write a journal, recording their weights and sticking in the read offs from the experiment. Briget had begun to get extremely good with gaming, playing through three a day, writing up articles about each afterwards. Tabby had started to make clothes, and Martha helped occasionally, but Tabby was fine using the too small stuff to make bigger cloths for all of them. Lily was happy to just relax, as Martha was doing.

Collectively, one thing hadn't changed from meeting Lily, they had all put on more weight. A lot more weight! Martha herself had doubled her original body weight, with enormous thighs, breasts, belly, and bum, her over all tubbyness neatly spread. Alice had gained a huge belly, which fell down to her knees, despite her best attempts to cover it up. Briget proudly displayed her enormous pearshape whenever possible, happy to be getting bigger in the face of adversity, despite lacking underwear. Tabby's breasts were huge, which she disgruntledly admitted was a good point about getting bigger. Lily had grown as well, outstripping them all.

"So," Martha continued, "Who was that kept you down there?"

"Well, it was an organisation called "The Organisation." Yeah, I know, its generic, but they didn't have any imagination."

Lily stopped as Tabby sniggered.

"There was a whole bunch of people, all with different ideals and motives all joining together, with everything from manic anarchists, to raving communists, and more. All of us began planning to rebuild society, but as a group, we were so bitter..."

"We?" Briget asked.

"Yes, We, I was a member, one of the raving commies. Anyway, as a group, we were so bitter towards each other, we constantly conspired against each other. It was mainly the girls, like me, who had only joined because of their boyfriends, and decided to one-up each other. The results were varied, Some became huge and fat, some were doomed to become that over time, like myself, Some became floating blimps. More bizarre effects I never found out about, as they sectioned me off in order to keep that gas from escaping."

"You mean that you did stuff to other people?"

"Yeah, I'm not proud of it, but i did. There's a whole group of girls up in Edinburgh who have now become the only apple tree in the world to bear human sized fruits. Anyway, part of it was also self designed, like the strengthing of bones, muscles, etc, so that I'll be able to move around."

"What happened to it?"

"The Organization? I haven't the foggiest; they left me and moved on. where, I don't know."

Alice's report - Day 12

Tabby: 263lbs
Alice: 310lbs
Martha: 384lbs
Briget: 401lbs
Lily: 562lbs
 

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Tabby stood on a precipece, below her were the swarms of the clawing hands, above her only sky. Gravity beaconed her like a treacherous friend; she lifted up her arm and threw the stone as far as she could. Smashing the distant window, the Zombies pored in, expecting to find brains, but were sorely disappointed. Lily removed the binoculars from her eyes.

"Still haven't beaten Alice, Tabby, sorry."

"How does she throw like that!" Tabby muttered, "maybe my arms are getting too fat."

"More like your boobs got in the way," Briget sniggered. Tabby responded by playfully shoving her. "I think its something about her belly allowing more momentum in her throw, or something like that."

"Sounds like a load of codswallop, fat arse!"

They were on the balcony, trying to see who could break the furthest window, a childish past time but somewhat enjoyable. Tabby's boobs were ndeed huge, and she had created what could only be described as slings from them, keeping them tightly to her very rotund body. She had developed something similar for Alice, a belly sling, but the beast was so large that the poor sling snapped within a few days of use. Briget's pearshape was huge, causing her to have to move sideways even through double doors, and her thighs slapped all the way down to her ankles. Both Martha and Lily were enormous, Lily's form, however, was more globular, more rounded, whilst Martha had more of a hourglass figure.

There was very little in the way of bad effects that came with such collosal weights. All of them were able to move around perfectly normal, abiet very clumsily, and were breathing fine and normally. Even at Lily's size, she was still able to walk, run, jump and do all sorts of exercise, and not suffer from anything like shortened breath or anything! Tabby was amazed.

Also, what was interesting, is that her skin was a lot more sensative, like all of her skin have been replaced by the skin on the underside of her breast, somewhere soft.

"My skin has that quality as well," Lily had said, "I can change the density of it, from scale hard to as soft as silk. its how we were meant to survive harsh conditions."

Alices report- day 19
Tabby: 543lbs
Alice: 638lbs
Martha: 703lbs
Briget: 827lbs
Lily: 1019lbs

(Footnote: this is beginning to get ridiculous, when are we going to be rescued!)
 

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Maybe it would help pass the time if they fooled around with each other, or something. I don't know. I've never written a story before.
 

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Day 26

"Hi, I'm Tabby, and welcome to Huge and Horny!"

Alice operated the camera whilst Tabby began to moan and remove her enormous Bra. Cheap music was being played by Lily, who was also incharge of props, Martha was getting ready to come in just in case there was need for a bit of lesibianism, and Briget was loading it up onto the internet.

Alice didn't necessarily agree to this, but had gone along with it provided that she didn't have to act. Tabby and Briget were the most popular, so far, whilst Lily and Martha were reasonable well accepted.

The whole idea of making a plus-sized paysite was out of boredom. Alice could remember it, because it only happened a few days ago.

"You know what we should do?" Briget had suggested, all five of them bored out of their skulls. Music had been listened to again and again, games had been completed, books read, the stone throwing stuff had gotten boring.

"What?"

"Make a porn site."

"Are you serious?"

"Well, think about it for a second." Briget had said, "We've got nothing to do, we have access to the internet and recording equipment..."

"We're all women with our figures still intact," Tabby had continued, cottoning on.

"and we can get horny really easily," Martha had concluded.

"It might get us the attention that we need to get rescued," Briget said, "I don't know, at least we will be doing something to benefit the world."

"What, giving the pocket mining community something other than Lara Croft?"

So far, they had managed to get several thousand hits, mostly from an American site called Dimensions. Briget, being placed in charge of the operation, had begun to get deals from other sites. It was a smooth operation, giving them a stable income, insuring that they would be funded when they get out of this situation.

"Pass the carrot," Tabby said. Martha due did so. Tabby was a natural, in the nicest possible way, knowing how to get the flow going and get peoples
attention by using all sorts of random objects.

Alice focused the camera. Despite the degrading quality of it all, she had to admit. it was very fun. Proud as she was, letting her hair down like this really made her day. and besides, the "Alice's Teaparty" didn't go to badly when it came down to it.
 

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Day 30

"You see, Captain," Colonel Derringer said, "We only managed to rescue anyone from Guilford because of these girls. I don't know how they would have survived afterwards, the food supplies were low, and the undead were getting more numerous. Two, maybe three, days more, and they wouldn't have survived any longer."

"I can see why," muttered Captain Wesson, looking at the decontamination booth for the Guilford survivors at the Fairy Centre. The girls there were massive, and all giggling slightly due to the effects of the booth.

The girl known as Tabby's breasts were enormous, although her over all figure was fairly fat as well. Briget was required to sit on the floor, as the bench could have been consumed in her mammoth posterior, and so the bench was used for Alice, as her belly needed support unless it consumed her. The globular Lily sat in the centre, whilst the hourglass Martha was sat a little way off.

"Don't judge books by their cover, captain," the Colonel continued, "They might look like slobs, but these girls, or more particularly Lily, contains the only surviving supersoldier formula from "The organisation", before the group was imploded due to rivalry amongst girlfriends."

"So we could have just taken Lily, why do we need the other four, sir?"

"Very simple, Captain. Morale."

"With respect sir, don't my speeches inspire morale enough?"

"Wesson, you are a trumped up little warmonger with a Napoleon complex and a rich background, which is why you make perfect officer material. However, the men don't appreciate it, and thus, will look at other ways to find inspiration to fight for, Mainly porn. These girls provided a service towards the later part of the Manchester campaign, and so, what's left of the government has commissioned that all contributors to the effort in fighting the undead, no matter how small, will be rewarded. As a result, due to the few humans that are left, they get a rather nice mansion as well as a recruiting scheme for other young women."

"Permission to swear sir?"

"Permission denied, captain."

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"So, what are you planning to do?"

"What is anyone planning to do in this situation, Tabby?" Briget grinned. "We have a choice, become porn stars and get a nice place, or get lyposuction and return to normality."

"Wait a moment?"

They all looked around at Lily, "Where's the moral in this story?"

"What?"

"Yeah, I mean, "If you're trapped in a building, surrounded by zombies, with no hope of rescue, become an Internet porn star in order to get saved." What kind of message does that send out to the people of the world?"

"Well the writer is a horny little bugger, so I doubt it crossed his mind," Martha replied

"Lily has a point, you know," Alice said, "I mean, We're not exactly the best of role models, are we."

"Ok, ok, lets sit down and think about what we need as a moral," Briget said.
there was a moments pause.

"I've got it," Tabby said

"Oh so the assumed blonde has something," Briget muttered sardonically. "Alright lets hear it."

"If you want to survive a zombie apocolypse then you must....

*Script section missing*
*this Author apologises for any inconvenience*​

...And they all lived happily ever after.
 

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You smart ass. That was awesome. :)
Towards the end i was trying to add more moments of comedy into the script, before adding a nice slab of cheese and putting in old grindhouse stuff, like the missing scene.

If you've never written a story before, sparrow, I advise you do, because sometimes, it is so much fun!
 

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Well, I get ideas sometimes, but I can never manage to make an actual story. It's almost impossible for me to think of dialogue, plot twists, etc. If I ever get better at writing, I'll definitely come up with a story.
 

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Well, I get ideas sometimes, but I can never manage to make an actual story. It's almost impossible for me to think of dialogue, plot twists, etc. If I ever get better at writing, I'll definitely come up with a story.
Well, practice makes perfect.
 
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