Discussion in 'BHM/FFA' started by loopytheone, Nov 21, 2016.
And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have the pervy uncle.
The teetotal cousin who insists on being at the family christmas get-together and behaves all morally superior as everyone devolves into drunken mayhem.
Or in other words, you are the one with all the photo/video evidence?
All I'm saying is people should be held accountable for their actions... now take those baubles out of your trousers, you're making a scene.
I'm the older brother you will always call and bribe with pizza and beer to help you move. :eat1:
I am the younger sister who gives the best presents to your kids and plays with your cat and dog instead of talking with the adults.
The cousin that does not offer to bring an entree because might run a little late, but does not think twice of bringing coconut rum, pineapple juice, BlueCuraçao, sweet and sour mix, vodka and the little red Swedish fish to start the celebration!
I have no idea what those fish are but they look cute.
They are "gummy" candy- kind of like gummy bears but firmer and in a fish shape. One of my girls love them- mixing them in a cocktail does look interesting!
The uncle who helps your daddy change the air filter in his furnace, tunes up the TV so you can watch all your cartoons again, and puts new batteries in your toys.
The third cousin who nobody is quite sure how he's related, that can't keep quiet about his leftist political views. If he didn't always bring chocolate, he'd never be invited.
The uncle who is working the grill at family gatherings while fussing at the kids.
I'm the daughter that tries to take over the cooking and thinks that more butter in mashed potatoes and more sugar in the deserts is always better.
Lots of room in the kitchen! We have so many hungry people in this family. Let's work together fattening everyone up!! All contributions are welcome. :eat2:
Sounds like a master plan if I've ever heard one
I'd be the aunt that gets drunk and influences everyone to make bad decisions....
lol!I have an aunt just like that
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