I don't mean to interrupt the holiday cheer around here, but I have to admit, this is a rough time of year for me because.....honestly, elves piss me off. There, I've said it. I know, I know, they're cute and all, but something about them makes me vaguely hostile. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that I myself am short, small and when I wear my hair up, my ears look somewhat pointed. Whether or not this hostility stems from deep seated fear of my own origins is beside the point. What is important is that we as a community explore the darker aspects of these tights wearing, gift making, pointy eared weirdos. So this is a poll for all of us who have "elf issues" this holiday season. And let's be honest, with the success of The Lord of the Rings, the Keebler company's lock on the cookie market and Vladimir Putin's iron fisted grip on the Kremlin, I think we can all agree that they have extended their reach FAR beyond the Christmas season. And this scares me. Oh, and I realize that there may be some sort of pro-elf movement among the members of our community so I've included an option for you too. But I would like you to please explain yourselves. I am not trying to tear our community apart, I just want to know who each and every one of you are. And in the spirit of giving, I have included an option that once again allows you to anonymously insult me. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Really, I'm way too good to you people. Happy Holidays Dimmers. So, which elf annoys you the most?