Favorite Sayings, Phrases and Quotes

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  1. Feb 17, 2017 #81

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    There is a light at the end of the tunnel. It's the 5:10 out of Hoboken!
     
  2. Feb 19, 2017 #82

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    If you have built castles in the air, work need not be lost: there is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. -- Thoreau
     
  3. Feb 25, 2017 #83

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    "I often compare the Federal Government to Lennie from Of Mice and Men. They mean well, but they’re just going to screw things up." -- Jamie Barth

    Totally made me laugh. So true... Doesn't matter who's running the big electric trainset!
     
  4. Mar 2, 2017 #84

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    "Some there are who are nothing else than a passage for food and augmentors of excrement and fillers of privies, because through them no other things in the world, nor any good effects are produced, since nothing but full privies results from them."

    --Leonardo da Vinci
     
  5. Mar 4, 2017 #85

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    "Magic is what you make become"

    -- Kristal

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    Doesn't know shit from Shineola !
     
  7. Mar 4, 2017 #87

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    They've got Spanx on sale over'ta Walmart.
     
  8. Mar 5, 2017 #88

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    The further you go the behinder you get.
     
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    Some are wise some are otherwise.
     
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    Ya gonna eat that last bite?
     
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    She is dumb as dirt..... bless her heart.
     
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    You don't know, what you don't know
     
  13. Mar 16, 2017 #93

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    You do know what an expert is, right?

    An ex is a has-been, and a spurt is a drip under pressure!
     
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    Breakdown of 'Expert' from my high school science teacher:

    An egg comes out of the backside of a chicken and a spurt is a short jerk.
     
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    Start your rod farther up the groove then pull it back to the starting point. Those pecker tracks will get you kicked off the job.

    Advice I got years ago from my welding instructor that I still follow today. Out of context, it sounds kinda strange.
     
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    Kindness is love with it's workboots on
     
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    "Watch that first ste...........p!
     
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    What goes around, comes around...

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    That'll do, Pig.
     
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    "42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot."
     

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