TheSadeianLinguist
Coin-Operated
Is it close-minded? Yes.
But they look vile, revolting, awful. What WON'T you try?
I will not eat, now or ever, under any circumstances:
Swedish meatballs. They look like balls of cat vomit topped with cat diarrhea. They SMELL like cat vomit topped with cat diarrhea. I am not eating cat vomit topped with shit. If I did, I could just hang out at home.
Sausage balls. Oh great, it's cold, seemingly undercooked sausage with unidentified stuff in it. And it smells rotted. Oh, but it has cream cheese in it! There is NOTHING appealing about a tart, creamy cheese in a hearty meat product with flecks of mystery brown.
Meat "mousse." Meat is not supposed to be like dessert. Meat is not supposed to be creamy. Thinking about it makes me want to cut my tongue out.
But they look vile, revolting, awful. What WON'T you try?
I will not eat, now or ever, under any circumstances:
Swedish meatballs. They look like balls of cat vomit topped with cat diarrhea. They SMELL like cat vomit topped with cat diarrhea. I am not eating cat vomit topped with shit. If I did, I could just hang out at home.
Sausage balls. Oh great, it's cold, seemingly undercooked sausage with unidentified stuff in it. And it smells rotted. Oh, but it has cream cheese in it! There is NOTHING appealing about a tart, creamy cheese in a hearty meat product with flecks of mystery brown.
Meat "mousse." Meat is not supposed to be like dessert. Meat is not supposed to be creamy. Thinking about it makes me want to cut my tongue out.
