I have a friend who keeps a statue on her coffee table. When the statue faces one way, the seas are calm. The days of the month when it faces the other way, her hubby knows that means proceed at your peril. Eliminates him having to ask. I thought it was pretty funny when she explained it.2. Once a month, for a few days I will act like a psycho meanie. It's called PMS. Never ever ask me if it that time of the month.