Free Association - Part 4!!

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  1. Jun 6, 2018 #15801

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    Lt. Bromhead, said Lt. John Chad look over towards the escarpment, bog rolls, thousands of ‘em and they are heading this way
     
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    Chad! Yes Bromhead! I'm sending the lemming brigade to eat the bog rolls before they jump off the escarpment
     
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    Never in the field of bog roll consumption is so much owed by so few to so many.
     
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    To Quote Winston Churchill, " This was their finest lunch hour:)!"
     
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    As Neville said on hid return from Munching we will have peas in our time.
     
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    We will hunt the enemy from air, we will fight him from the sea. We will attack him from the trenches until at last we will find where he has hidden the chocolate cream pie!
     
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    What's in a name? That which we call a chocolate cream pie by any other name would taste as sweet
     
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    Welcome to Sweetie Pies, What would you like?
    Yes, I would like a Sourcraut cream pie.
     
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    Ich bin ein Berliner so one Sauerkraut cream Pie coming up and how about a Burger from the burgermeister
     
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    Give me your hand, I’ll make a castle out of sand
     
  11. Jun 11, 2018 #15811

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    take one hand deep fry for 15 minutes place on whole wheat bread sprinkle with extra virgin olive oil and romaine lettuce. That is how to make a proper ladyfinger sandwich.
     
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    Olive was an extra virgin in the temple of Vesta who made a living by deep frying potato chips and selling them to the Romaine lettuce eaters
     
  13. Jun 13, 2018 #15813

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    Popeye dumped Olive Oyl because her chastity belt was rusted shut. He took to haunting bakeries looking for a woman of substance.;)
     
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    Working in bakeries women of substance improve their figures by using their loaf to have their cakes and eat them.
     
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    Welcome to the Pillsbury bake off where you ladies have one hour to make your pies, cakes and cookies....and 90 seconds to consume them! Belching will be grounds for elimination!
     
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    Will all ladies eliminated from the Pillsbury bake off for belching are to follow me down to the dock and line up on the good ship Lollypop where your windy talents will be put to good use.
     
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    Captain The HMS Lollypop is under full sail! but...but what seaman! Captain the wind! it smells of danish,donuts,angel food cake and halitosis!
     
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    Captain I wish you fair winds and following seas
     
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    Following is a report from the weather channel. Hurricane Marilyn has blown up to a category 5 and is bearing down on the Sandwich Islands. The people should stock up on rolls, condiments & beer to ride out the storm
     
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    Flight Sergeant Sandwich was flying his hurricane *Marilyn” (he called her Marilyn cos she had twin 303’s and was easy to handle in a fight) back towards the white cliffs of Dover.
     

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