Free Association - Part 4!!

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  1. Jul 29, 2018 #15861

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    Drat I’ll have to go back to KFC, for more chicken cause there are holes in my buckets, dear Liza, dear Liza.
     
  2. Jul 30, 2018 #15862

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    Welcome back to KFC!:)...You want how many 55 gallon drums of our extra crispy chicken?:oops: Do you want curly fries with that?o_O Pull your truck up to the window. we will forklift your order straight away!
     
  3. Jul 30, 2018 #15863

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    Pile my food in a f*****g bowl.

    I don't give a s**t.

    Bobblehead mafia.
     
  4. Aug 1, 2018 #15864

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    Clucking heck I feel like chicken tonight
     
  5. Aug 3, 2018 #15865

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    Can't you feel the love tonight:) time for Chicken Delight:rolleyes:
     
  6. Aug 3, 2018 #15866

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    Chicken delight is having hen houses full of chicken droppings producing gas to power your gas turbine to generate electricity to power the Air Conditioning.:)
     
  7. Aug 4, 2018 #15867

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    Elon Musk is breeding a rabbit that will produce 100 times the normal amount of pellets that will power his space x rocket to Mars and back
     
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    My rabbit does not produce pellets, but has big ears so he can glide to the local shop to pick up his mars bar
     
  9. Aug 5, 2018 #15869

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    Why grandma rabbit what big ears you have.The better to hear you cottontail. Why grandma rabbit what big teeth you have. The better to eat the snickers bars in the kitchen... could you get me some please?
     
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    Grandma Rabbit is it true that you were a bunny girl at the cottontail club but had to leave because you ate too may snickers and outgrew your costume.
     
  11. Aug 6, 2018 #15871

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    Yes young one it is true. I enjoyed my snickers. I also enjoyed the male companionship at the club. That is why you have over 300 Aunts and Uncles.
     
  12. Aug 6, 2018 #15872

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    how many of the uncles are aunts and how many aunts aren't uncles?
     
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    How many uncles are ants and how many carbuncles can dance?
     
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    Welcome to so you think you can Dance:) Tonight we have four Uncles with ants in their pantso_O they will be performing the minute waltz.
     
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    Twist and shout and shake it all about and do the minute waltz in 30 seconds
     
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    Good Golly Miss Molly! Little Richard was the first minute man!The British are coming!
     
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    Who said the British are coming – its lies I tell you, they are just breathing heavily
     
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    Doctor to patient, You are suffering from severe flaccidosis . Nurse come in here!" BOING!!!" Atta boy saluting the Union Jack again!:rolleyes: Nurse, The things I do for God & Country!
     
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    Sorry Jack you can’t join the union the Nurse says that you stick to often and that could cause an explosion - BOOM and BOING.
     
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    The boom, shake-shake-shakes the room
    the boing, shake-shake-shakes the groin
     

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