Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Risible, May 14, 2009.
Doctor: Cough ...Okay now bend over say Ahh it won't hurt a bit
Won’t hurt a bit, your fingers are like bananas!!!
I thought it was more like frozen popsicles
Prunella went to Iceland for her shopping and came home with frozen assets
Prunella's frostbite was very severe. She was taken to Hospital where they microwaved her buttocks. Alas it will be a fortnight before she can shake her booty.
It took the Hospital two weeks to realise,that the microwave had welded Prunella’s buttocks together, being full of gas she took off with one shake of her booty.
Shake shake shake shake your bootie playing In the background of fortnight while prunella twerk her badonkadonk to recovery.
With a shake of her booty Prunella floated up into the stratosphere. A sharpshooter aimed a suppository at her bum letting her safely drift back to Earth.
Inflation , deflation, all sounds a bit like financial dynamite to me
Got a match ?
Got a Match? The very words asked of King James by Guido Fawkes and we all know what happened to him.
Reminds me of Alice's Black Queen whose favorite line was..... Off with his Head!!!
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