Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Risible, May 14, 2009.
Polly put the nitro down (Ka-BANG, Ka Boom) Not having a good day, dog gone and now Polly gone.
Too bad about Dog and Polly but we still have Yeti and Sasquatch lifting a pint in the corner
Mythical creatures in a dark corner drinking pints of light ale to help them illuminate the room to see if big foot is here as well.
Mythical Creatures drinking many pints of ale cause them to morph into abdominal snowmen. If you light up the room check big foot to see they have family size foot powder and Dr. Scholls corn plaster.
The question is does Dr. Scholls have enough corn plasters to cover the the big foot family wheat fields.
Dr Scholls did indeed plaster the big foot family however due to severe allergy he was unable to get closer than 3 miles to the wheat fields.
Wheat allergies are not to be sneezed at
Tom Jones' 24 room mansion was a place not to be sneezed at......the echo would last for hours.
The minute water particles projected at high velocity around the mansion deafened the sonar operator.
Fire one !Fire Two! captain both torpedos are running hot and true and should hit Tom Jones hot tub in 3,2,1 ((((Blam! Blam!)))) Bye,Bye Bye Deliela
The Captain had jaundice so the crew sang “ we all live in a yellow submarine”
(Ring) CVS Pharmacy How can I help you? Aha! Sounds like your crew has been egging you on.
The Eggs at the pharmacy are multi role particularly the hard boiled, other seem quite poachable
WARNING: Do NOT eat Ostrich eggs the eatee will have eyes larger than their stomach and tend to bury their heads in the sand.
John Hanson alias the Red Shadow sings the desert song whilst attempting to bury his head in an ostrich egg.
Red shadow, blue shadow, green shadow oh my! what do I do in the middle of nowhere I know the Hanson brothers will rescue you.
Who knows what lurks in the minds of men? The Shadow knows he has GPS in his car that will get you to the Hanson Brothers Concert at the Egg in Albany NY
Undeterred by the minds of men, Cliff Richard and the Shadows jumped on a red London bus and went on holiday.
BREAKING NEWS BBC 4 Bono & U2 commandeered a double decker bus at Piccadilly Circus . They are giving an impromptu performance until the cows come home.
The Route Master rounded up the cows and Patricia collected all the cow pats, baked them and sold them as Frisbees down petticoat lane.
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