Free Association - Part 4!!

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    Frisbee!!!Yes Father! What are all these Cow Pies doing in the Collection Plate! The Master said they would enrich the congregation.
     
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    One of the up and coming enriched congregation was Victor Manure who thought cow pat collecting was a crap job.
     
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    Victor Manure cow pat collector was a bit premature in his up and coming status with ladies of the congregation.:oops:
     
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    The ladies of the congregation sang *Come and Join us” so Victor went around with a tube of Cyanoacrylate adhesive and stuck them all together
     
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    Whilst the ladies of the congregation sang Amazing Grace Victor took a whiff of Crazy Glueo_O....Victor and Grace haven't been seen since:eek:
     
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    Its difficult playing Crazy golf when your balls are stuck to your club
     
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    It is very difficult playing crazy golf when your balls are stuck to your club. On the bright side you get a 25% discount at the Emergency Room.
     
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    What fun can be had playing crazy golf in a hospital just think of all the chamber pots under the beds and urine sample pots to sink your ball into and not a bunker in sight.
     
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    Caddy: When you get the sections in the hospital with chamber pots and urine samples hold your nose and play thru.
     
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    The crowd is watching the ball in amazement as it glides through the maternity ward then ricochet off of doctor Caddy's telescope to the left slightly changing its direction to the east wing of the hospital.
     
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    As the golf ball entered the east wing it stuck an orderly causing it to enter the west wing of the White House where it was captured by the Secret Service.
     
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    The secret Service said this is not cricket, although I did once bowl a maiden over in the white house, before being out LBW
     
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    If that golf ball could talk it would have a book deal faster than you could say Lady Chatterlys Lover :rolleyes:
     
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    Golf ball confession: secret of the west wing ....
    In stores soon the tell tale sings of the traveling ball
     
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    The tell tale signs of the traveling golf ball is number 6 in the New York Times best seller list.
     
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    I'm here in New York City interviewing the traveling ball that inspired the can of back beans to make commercials.
     
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    Oh those lovely commercials that feature the scintillating back beans. They so remind me of a day gone by sitting on the porch shuckin corn with my granma and her front beans.
     
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    You can keep grandma busy shuckin corn on the front porch while I enjoy my New York back beans that's on the back porch with my baked ham
     
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    Baked Beans are back on the menu as these little wind generators could be the alternative to fossil fuels
     
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    The Surgeon General has decreed that Black Beans be banned for the menu for the length of time for this hurricane season.
     

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