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For a new hard drive. I recommend a Yugo automobile which comes with a warranty of 2 weeks or 100 miles whichever comes first....and don't keep it in the rain as the body is biodegradable.
 

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The Royal Automobile Club (RAC) had a gadget for prolonging the life and warranty of the Yugo, it was a windowless Umbrella attached to the roof that covered the whole vehicle thus making it undrivable and isolated it from rain and sun.
 

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NEWS REPORT! Police discovered a 30 year old car covered in a tarp of sorts. they removed the cover and the car melted away. Inside they found out what happened to Jimmy Hoffa.
 

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Lord Lucan and Jimmy Hoffa relocated thru the witless protection program to Pago Pago where they played many hands of stud poker and when they tired of that they played parcheesi.
 

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Lord Lucan and Jimmy Hoffa were stopped along the Intergalactic bypass by the Prefect of Police for going 35 parsecs over the space time continum while orbiting Uranus.
 

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With Lord Lucan and Jimmy Hoffa on Betelgeuse V Marvin was afraid that they were coming to take him away and serve him for dinner.
 

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Lord Lucan and Jimmy Hoffa had Mervin confiscated by the Men in Black because Mervin was copyrighted by C3PO of the Star Wars series intellectual property.
 

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The Funeral for The Men in Black will be 3 O'clock at The Asteroid Cathedral . Zed will preside and their ashes will be launched to the second star to the right.
 

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Ashes to ashes,dust to dust, you need the Supermax Dirt Devil to clean up this mess! from those friendly folks at Amazon.....sh there everywhere.
 
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