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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Risible, May 14, 2009.
Daisy was put in the witness Protection Program where she has a job on the Food Network.
Daisey TV dinners are irresistorble especially her ohm made pies and silicone chips
Yum! tastes like a motherboard from a 15 year old Packard Bell Computer. It has a certain Je ne sai quoi.
Its probably not PC anymore but, Motherboard, fartherboard, a 15 year old floppy, its time for a new hard drive
For a new hard drive. I recommend a Yugo automobile which comes with a warranty of 2 weeks or 100 miles whichever comes first....and don't keep it in the rain as the body is biodegradable.
The Royal Automobile Club (RAC) had a gadget for prolonging the life and warranty of the Yugo, it was a windowless Umbrella attached to the roof that covered the whole vehicle thus making it undrivable and isolated it from rain and sun.
NEWS REPORT! Police discovered a 30 year old car covered in a tarp of sorts. they removed the cover and the car melted away. Inside they found out what happened to Jimmy Hoffa.
In a second undercover story the police also found another car that helped explain what happened to Lord Lucan
Lord Lucan and Jimmy Hoffa relocated thru the witless protection program to Pago Pago where they played many hands of stud poker and when they tired of that they played parcheesi.
Just as Lord Lucan and Jimmy Hoffa were getting bored with all the games, they were whisked away along the new intergalactic bypass by Arthur Dent who had won their protection from Ford Prefect.
Lord Lucan and Jimmy Hoffa were stopped along the Intergalactic bypass by the Prefect of Police for going 35 parsecs over the space time continum while orbiting Uranus.
Penaltyfor going 35 parsecs over the space time continuum was to be incarcerated on Betelgeuse V and be the servant of Marvin the paranoid Android
With Lord Lucan and Jimmy Hoffa on Betelgeuse V Marvin was afraid that they were coming to take him away and serve him for dinner.
Lord Lucan and Jimmy Hoffa took Mervin and converted him into a slot machine, every time they putted hid arms his eyes rotated and his nose light up if they hit the jackpot.
Lord Lucan and Jimmy Hoffa had Mervin confiscated by the Men in Black because Mervin was copyrighted by C3PO of the Star Wars series intellectual property.
The Men in Black were run over by C3PO because they were on the wrong colour section of a zebra crossing and merged into the background.
The Funeral for The Men in Black will be 3 O'clock at The Asteroid Cathedral . Zed will preside and their ashes will be launched to the second star to the right.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if the lord won’t take you the devil must.
Ashes to ashes,dust to dust, you need the Supermax Dirt Devil to clean up this mess! from those friendly folks at Amazon.....sh there everywhere.
There's eyes and ears everywhere, but who is watching the watcher.
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