Getting the Job Done

Discussion in 'Fat sexuality' started by BigElectricKat, Mar 11, 2019.

  1. Mar 26, 2019 #21

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    You keep stockpiling that bacon and you'll meet more, I'm sure.;)
     
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  2. Mar 26, 2019 #22

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    No problem there. Last meat order my butcher gave me 6 lbs (just over a half box) for free. :)
     
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  3. Mar 26, 2019 #23

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    Mama's singing my song! BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Mar 27, 2019 #24

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  5. Mar 31, 2019 #25

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    So...

    Awkward moments in marriage!

    As I’ve admitted, my wife finds my size underwhelming. This is only a problem if I’m an inattentive partner during sex and I think we’ve had a better sex life as a result of her sharing this with me.

    But she also shared it with a few friends last night.

    :oops:

    No joke: she and a bunch of her friends went out for drinks and I was the DD. Best part of that was I was traveling home Friday afternoon from a work related trip to Tampa when I found out she gave me up as the driver for the ladies’ night! But I’ve also admitted elsewhere here that I like being dominated by my wife and complying with what she tells me I’ll do, so I didn’t mind her committing me to drive everyone home before she actually asked me.

    Apparently during the course of their little soirée my wife shared her size queen preference with the group. Naturally what followed is her drunk friends all asked how I measured up. And she was honest with them.

    And one of them was honest with me. (Isn’t booze amazing like that?) she has one friend who has no filter when sober, but when drunk all bets are off!

    So as I pulled up, and helped get everyone loaded and all, at one point her no-filter friend told me directly (and loudly) that I was a great guy and great husband and I shouldn’t feel bad for having a small penis. Naturally all her drunk friends chimed in and reassured me that “size wasn’t everything” and one even noted that “[my wife] says you give amazing oral!”

    I felt worse for my wife than I did for myself! She reached across the consol of our vehicle and squeezed my hand tight. I know her and that was code for “I AM SO SORRY!”

    When the last of her friends had been dropped off she verbalized her apology and explained how it came up. It is a little embarrassing when these are people I will continue to see on a regular basis. It’s easy to admit to physical (forgive me) shortfalls here where it’s highly unlikely I’ll meet too any of the regulars here in person. But it’s definitely a little embarrassing knowing her friends are probably going to think of that the next time they see me in person.

    Then again they say the only bad publicity is no pubicity and my wife did manage to get a full sized SUV’s worth of adult women talking about my penis. That can’t be a bad thing, right?
     
  6. Mar 31, 2019 #26

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    Lol that is amazing, happily_married! I love awkward stories, so thanks for sharing!
     
  7. Mar 31, 2019 #27

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    I don't quite know how I compare to other guys as far as size is concerned.

    However, I can definitely say I have had some difficulties staying in when my partner has a big butt! As a result, "doggy style" tends to be a harder position than others...

    Same for you guys too?
     
  8. Mar 31, 2019 #28

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    Yeah, it’s a fully body exercise to stay in. My wife’s butt is pretty big and doggy is her favorite position. Moving a certain way or if she squeezes her butt, stuff like that she’ll push me right out of her. I have to really press into her and keep my core engaged to avoid that happening.
     
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  9. Apr 1, 2019 #29

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    Perhaps a lack of experience on my part as I have not met the butt too big to handle as of yet. But I haven't had the pleasure of having a SSBBW girlfriend either. Maybe one day...:cool:
     
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    I am just stuck on trying to imagine a butt too big to handle......I know what you guys meant, but it is a fun thought nonetheless!
     
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  11. Apr 3, 2019 #31

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    Age does no favors in the size department, sadly. So even if you didn't do it when younger, learning a more diverse approach is apt to be a good idea over time.
     
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    Strictly speaking for myself, I'd relish the challenge.
     
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