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BigChaz

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HHHEEELLLOOOOOO

So the big costume day is coming up and I thought I'd see what you other people are dressing up as.

So in this thread, post your costume / idea for a costume / picture of your costume and let the discussions, suggestions, etc roll in.

As for myself, I am going as Ken Bone, America's Sweetheart. I'm still waiting for the sweater I ordered to come in, but when it does I'll post a picture. Here is what I am going for:

Goal:
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I am going to walk around with a microphone and ask people fake political questions like,

"As president, would you advocate for wiping front-to-back or back-to-front? Additionally, standing or sitting?"

"How attracted are you to the cast of Twilight and as president would you have the confidence to make a move?"


SUGGESTION
Don't be this guy

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Get a costume that fits.
 

Crumbling

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I've decided I'm being a Drycleaner for Halloween.
I'm just going to wear my regular clothes.
If anyone asks 'Where's the costume?'
I come back with 'Where's the ticket?'

... We were going to do a Red Riding-hood and Were-Lumberjack thing...
But the haunted forest event we're going to has a Red RidingHood theme this year so we decided to make changes.. So i'm swapping the wolf head for a creepy scarecrow mask and Mrs.C is putting together a Dorothy costume.
 

LeoGibson

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I have a feeling Ken Bone's 15 minutes will be over by Halloween and you'll have to spend a good chunk of time explaining your costume to people who will likely go,"oh yeah that guy. I remember now."

I was going to go as some kind of zombie incarnation, but fortunately the Halloween party I was being forced to attend got cancelled so now I don't have participate in it at all.
 

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I was going to go as some kind of zombie incarnation, but fortunately the Halloween party I was being forced to attend got cancelled so now I don't have participate in it at all.

The extraverts among us won't understand. But I do, and I congratulate you on dodging this particular bullet. ;)
 

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My bet friend who makes the most amazing Halloween parties is away to see her boyfriend so I will probably sit on my ass with no costume at all. Poland is sadly not very halloweeny so I don't expect anything great happening
 

Melian

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Not in my heart

I'll give you a bone. LOL. Seriously though, that's a good costume idea.

I've got nothing, this year. Might recycle something from a previous Halloween, or just not give any fucks.
 

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that fits perfectly!! *fails to see the issue in a fatty dressing up in skin tight favric that clearly deliniates chub handles, and how the pattern stretches across his sagging tummy. Also totally wouldn't consider clawing it off of her partner if he wore it*
 

BigChaz

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I'll give you a bone. LOL. Seriously though, that's a good costume idea.

I've got nothing, this year. Might recycle something from a previous Halloween, or just not give any fucks.

HHEEEYYYOOOO. I'm down. ;)



that fits perfectly!! *fails to see the issue in a fatty dressing up in skin tight favric that clearly deliniates chub handles, and how the pattern stretches across his sagging tummy. Also totally wouldn't consider clawing it off of her partner if he wore it*


Is your husband about to get ravaged? Dayamn.
 

Cobra Verde

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that fits perfectly!! *fails to see the issue in a fatty dressing up in skin tight favric that clearly deliniates chub handles, and how the pattern stretches across his sagging tummy. Also totally wouldn't consider clawing it off of her partner if he wore it*
I read this as "chewing it off" at first. My brain just insists on making people seem freakier than they really are.
 

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Sadly, I have to work on Halloween -- I'm a server at Huddle House in the evenings. So I can only wear my wolf tail and my Necomimi ears, not anything fancy.
 
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