His Gluteus Maximus

Discussion in 'Fat sexuality' started by SocialbFly, Apr 8, 2008.

  1. Aug 19, 2009 #401

    Spanky

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    I think if Jay were to ever disappear, there would be threads about "Where Did Jay Go?" and "Whatever Happened to Jay?".

    Future Top 10 "Kelligrl-Style" Theories About JayWestCoast*

    10. Never really existed. Someone just cropped a beautiful head on a great body.
    9. Left cuz he couldn't stand only typing www.dimensionsmagazine.com after years of gleefully typing www.pencomputing.com/dimensions.
    8. If you look at the last picture of him, the body shadows are casting in the opposite direction from the other objects in the room. Must be faked.
    7. Pictures of him were actually done on a professional set, not in a fancy schmancy hotel, fully naked.
    6. FAs just are not that handsome, must be some skinny chick lovin bastard.
    5. Chest hair? Where's the chest hair?
    4. Last we heard, he was holed up somewhere....it was Jay, a big jumbo bottle of BBQ sauce and a mystery BBW.
    3. He's not in Africa, he's faking it all from Chattanooga.
    2. Switzerland called him to fill a position for a good looking, intelligent, FA.
    1. Someone had to call SocialBfly and tell her that she left a BBQ sauce stained tee shirt over in the Lounge.










    *Apologies to Jay. Just joking around. Don't disappear. The stories WOULD be endless. :D
     
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  2. Aug 20, 2009 #402

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    Shut up and post your ass again already Spanky....things are just better that way :p :p :batting:
     
  3. Aug 21, 2009 #403

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    Ha, Greenie, you could not have said it any better!!!
     
  4. Aug 27, 2009 #404

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    Um...Spanky....


    where is that lovely gluteus maximus of yours...The Greenie asked, how can you refuse????

    :bow::bow::bow::bow::bow:
     
  5. Aug 27, 2009 #405

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    :eat1::eat2::eat1::eat2::eat1::eat2:
     
  6. Aug 28, 2009 #406

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    I guess this means he thinks he can diss us just because he has a great arse or something......:mad: :confused: :blush:
     
  7. Aug 28, 2009 #407

    SocialbFly

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    I know!!!!

    and even when you....THE GREENIE asked...he ignored...now that is just wrong...wrong wrong wrong...just NO respect...

    shaking head.....
     
  8. Aug 28, 2009 #408

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    Hoo boy. :blush:

    Okay. I tried taking a bunch of pix. Used stylists, makeup artists, trainers, speech coaches.

    This is all I got.

    Ass.

    Side view. :D
     
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  9. Aug 28, 2009 #409

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    SPanky, I think it all paid off! You look poised,confident, artistic and YUMMY!!:eat2::wubu::smitten:
     
  10. Aug 28, 2009 #410

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    :blush:Sudden Sacofricosis.:blush:​
     
  11. Aug 28, 2009 #411

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    :smitten: Very nice Mr Spanky!
     
  12. Aug 28, 2009 #412

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    I really have just one thing to say....








    yum ;)
     
  13. Aug 29, 2009 #413

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    I was waiting for your response. :bow:

    Now when Ms. Social comes out to play....... I mean after all of that taunting from you two.
     
  14. Aug 29, 2009 #414

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    So what exactly are you saying here Spankles? That you want to......spank the both of us....at one time? :batting: ;) :p
     
  15. Aug 30, 2009 #415

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    It took me two days to get my tongue off the ground...Spanky, you raised the bar, now lets see who can follow (HOLLLLLYYYYY COW!!!!)
    :eat2::eat2::eat2::eat2::eat2::eat2::eat2:
     
  16. Aug 30, 2009 #416

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    I'm ready for my..........."punishment" now.......;)
     
  17. Aug 30, 2009 #417

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    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: OH MY that is a nice bum indeed.
     
  18. Sep 6, 2009 #418

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    Bum-p. come on boys...we know you want to...show us those bums! :p
     
  19. Sep 6, 2009 #419

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    wow...how did i miss this thread?!??!
     
  20. Sep 9, 2009 #420

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    i know, it is HOT isnt it???

    Come on men, we women need fodder for our, um, fantasies....
     

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