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Iam Unknown succumbs to the Munchies!

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coyote wild

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Author's note: Something I found in some random Yahoo Group. I decided to revise it to be about me..

The Munchies
by Kendra the pig
(Revised by Iam Unknown)

Hello, Chad, how's it going?
Glad to see that you're still growing!
You're bigger than you've ever been!
Remember back when you were thin?
You had such a tiny frame—
which we thought was really lame!
You were thinner than a rail;
you looked so underfed and frail.
But we had lots of tricks in store.
You're not so skinny anymore!
When we first met, you were bored and blue.
So this is what we did to you:

We made you munch, bite by bite.
You munched until your clothes got tight!
We made you munch, you couldn't stop.
You munched until your buttons popped!
We made you munch, you couldn't quit.
You munched until your seams all split!
We made you munch, you couldn't cease.
You munched until you got obese!
We fed you cookies, cakes, and pies,
pizza, chocolate, shakes, and fries.
We fed you candy bars and sweets
and lots of other fattening treats.

And your girlfriend sure did her part
to keep you fed and make you fart!
She wasn’t nice, she’d really tell
Just how bad you truly smelled.
You put on pound right after pound;
we made you flabby, soft, and round.
And you kept overindulging;
now you're positively bulging!
All day long you stuffed your face.
Now we've put you in your place.
You used to be thin and athletic.
Sorry we're not sympathetic.
And we won't apologize
for more than doubling you in size.

Since you got that giant ass;
you tend have a lot more gas!
It really breaks the crowds apart
when you eat and fart and fart!
Your metabolism's out of whack;
you'll never get your figure back.
You had your chance, now it's too late!
We're glad we made you overweight!

So goodbye, Chadwick, it's been fun.
But it looks like our work here is done.
We've got other folks to visit.
But it's really not so bad now, is it?
You're done with counting calories;
free to eat as much as you please.
Stop worrying about your figure.
You can go on getting bigger.
We did our job; we're proud of that!
You're permanently BIG and FAT!
 

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