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"The Day After: Haiku verse for those
who complained about Valentine's Day"


A four-verse haiku
by Zonker

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Your cynicism
Can not defeat chocolatey
Aphrodisiacs.

The holiday sucks,
But it sucks on chocolate--
Love in candy form.

Those calories send
unconditional love and
love handles so cute.

So b*tch if you wish,
Or enjoy some tasty treats
On sale now -- half-price.


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I hope everyone is having a day filled with chocolate!!!

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