Alright, whenever we're sitting around at break, we swap jokes at work. I've been running out of material and was wondering if anyone else had some good ones (Clean or dirty, doesn't matter anyway. I work at a factory. =P ) to share.
I'll start:
A magician gets a job on a cruise ship. In the front row of the audience is the captain, and on the captain's shoulder is a parrot.
After a few days of doing his act, the magician starts getting heckled by the parrot, who spouts off the magician's secrets during the act.
"It's in his sleeve!"
"His assistant has it!"
"It's behind his back!"
That night, the ship hits an iceberg and sinks. The magician wakes up a few days later floating on a piece of driftwood.
On the other end of the driftwood, the parrot is sitting.
For two or three days, the two of them just stare at each other. Don't say anything, don't do anything, just stare at each other all mad.
Finally the parrot goes, "I give up. Where's the boat?"
~A
I'll start:
A magician gets a job on a cruise ship. In the front row of the audience is the captain, and on the captain's shoulder is a parrot.
After a few days of doing his act, the magician starts getting heckled by the parrot, who spouts off the magician's secrets during the act.
"It's in his sleeve!"
"His assistant has it!"
"It's behind his back!"
That night, the ship hits an iceberg and sinks. The magician wakes up a few days later floating on a piece of driftwood.
On the other end of the driftwood, the parrot is sitting.
For two or three days, the two of them just stare at each other. Don't say anything, don't do anything, just stare at each other all mad.
Finally the parrot goes, "I give up. Where's the boat?"
~A
