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Oh My, You American Men are Fat, or: How I Became an American Citizen

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Melian

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I always thought that Canadian and American men were, on average, the same size....I was wrong.

I've just flown into Washington, DC, for a conference and it is like night and day compared to the men of Toronto. We are talking sensory overload, here; I will not be incredibly productive on this trip.

Seriously though, you Americans know how to do it right. When I got to the hotel, they gave me a warm, fresh cookie at the check-in. Then in the room, there is a card to evaluate service - the first question is "Did we welcome you with a warm chocolate chip cookie at check-in?"

Hahaha! Cheers, Americans (your FFAs are spoiled!)!!
 

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