One Completely Random Sentence...

[CPProp]

I have Frachtiphobia but I’ll get over it

 

[littlefairywren]

Hmm, thinking of that pizza.

 

[CPProp]

Press the black button to eject

 

[littlefairywren]

My custard tarts have a shelf.

 

[CPProp]

I must be thinking to hard, I’ve developed blisters on my brain

 

[CPProp]

Impressed with my memory foam mattress it remembered I like marmalade on toast for breakfast when in bed.

 

[littlefairywren]

I wish I could see the look on your face.

 

[AuntHen]

Well, it's kinda like table tennis, only with slightly smaller balls.

 

[MattB]

Sometimes, I feel like I'm no more than some company's data.

 

[DazzlingAnna]

The taste is not too bad.

 

[littlefairywren]

Headache number two is looming.

 

[AuntHen]

So she stuffed her face like a champion and there were many a crumb down her bazooms.
True story

 

[jmcjmc99]

Don’t be mad because you’re wrong.

 

[littlefairywren]

Your prints will always be on this witch's butt.

 

[DazzlingAnna]

What is the green food?

 

[DazzlingAnna]

If a child gets up at 6 in the morning, they will fall asleep much earlier in the evening, BUT they will get up at 6 in the morning.

 

[littlefairywren]

It's like drinking flowers. Nice!

 

[CPProp]

Packing and cleaning is a pain, but hope the move is a cinch.

 

[littlefairywren]

Now I can stop holding my breath. Again.

 

[littlefairywren]

I've never gotten this wet in my shower!