One Completely Random Sentence...

[AuntHen]

You do not know or understand me.

 

[littlefairywren]

Our animals will kill you, and if we're not drought ridden and burning, the floods will fix what's left.

 

[DazzlingAnna]

What a year it has been!

 

[littlefairywren]

Giant flying cockroaches are not my idea of a good time. BUGger off!

 

[littlefairywren]

Daylight saving needs to DIAF.
On the flip side, it's Easter Sunday and that means a tasty treat.

 

[MattB]

What is a "gonk", do you mind telling me what that is?

 

[DazzlingAnna]

If it looks clean, it doesn't mean that it actually IS clean.

edit: spelling

 

[TheShannan]

Why does money go so quickly???

 

[littlefairywren]

OMG, my back.

 

[AuntHen]

Red Alert!!!

 

[Christopher Hughes]

whats this button do?

 

[BigElectricKat]

The sum of the parts is greater than the whole.

 

[Christopher Hughes]

Why ask why?

 

[AuntHen]

There's a very fat pair of pants hanging on the flagpole.

 

[AuntHen]

Any one of these Squidward's can be the real Squidward.

 

[littlefairywren]

I'm looking forward to my surprise.

 

[Hawaiianhealing]

Is anyone living the life they thought back in high school?

 

[AuntHen]

It's been snowing for hours on this fine Spring day

 

[AuntHen]

If you have chickens, you will get their poop on you at the most inconvenient times.

 

[MattB]

Is there a convenient time to be pooped on by a chicken?