One Completely Random Sentence...

[GardensInBrooklyn]

You can't polish a turd.

 

[kyle]

If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

 

[Dromond]

What is it all for?

 

[Donna]

I'm fairly certain you broke me; this may not turn out the way you hoped.

 

[Sonic Purity]

How can someone so fat be spread so thin?

 

[GardensInBrooklyn]

They're as worthless as tits on a boar.

 

[Joker]

They're as worthless as tits on a boar.

I used to say that to my card partner when he screwed up.

 

[GardensInBrooklyn]

I used to say that to my card partner when he screwed up.

Sounds like the perfect application of this sentence

 

[kyle]

But it was on sale!

 

[kyle]

It's too bad that youth is wasted on the young

 

[kyle]

I used to say that to my card partner when he screwed up.

Cards? I Play. Use to be a tournament Cribbage and Whist player back in the day. Still like to play for fun.

 

[Joker]

Cards? I Play. Use to be a tournament Cribbage and Whist player back in the day. Still like to play for fun.

Hearts and Spades. My buddy John and I won a few tournaments in the Air Force.

 

[kyle]

Hearts and spades, same thing only different from whist, except you can't call trump and try and control the game JMHO.

You're right, a good partner knows when you lead with a 2 what to do ... lol

 

[kyle]

Darts are another fun one of mine. Played in the Minute Man Dart League for a bit (north shore of Boston) Tactics is my favorite though. Like Cricket only you can "point" the other person.
So if they have 20's open you can keep shooting them and then they need to close them and get
5 19's or what ever to make up the 20 points.

 

[kyle]

Still comes down to 3 corks (bulls eyes) in the end. But trying to make up 100 points with bulls ...
Bon chance mon amie

 

[kyle]

Cribbage is my game though. My Dad taught me when I little (He played tournaments in the Navy) Even played "cut throat" teaching me. "That all you got ?" He'd take my points if I didn't count them right. Taught me if they play a 7, they prob. have an 8 or a 6. Play a 2 prob. have a 3 or 4, play a face card, have a 5 or face card. Lesson: Stay out of the runs. (unless you have a fistful and can set them up)

And where you are on the board matters. How many "counts" does each person have a the end. And NEVER double up on last street. Unless you're behind. (and you have 2 more of the same) lol

 

[Donna]

Your silence speaks volumes more than my babbling verbosity.

 

[DazzlingAnna]

My parents didn't raise a quitter, they raised a procrastinator.

 

[kyle]

Just realized this is a "one completely random sentence" thread, Sorry about going off a Cards and darts tangent. Got carried away there.

 

[SSBHM]

Are you going to eat that?