One Completely Random Sentence...

[littlefairywren]

Wanna play tonight?

 

[Angelette]

I wish to disappear.

 

[Dromond]

Nevermind. Too depressing.

 

[Dromond]

Chicken McNuggets are solely a vehicle for delivering sauce to your mouth.

 

[Donna]

This is either going to be a brilliant idea, or an overwhelming failure; there is no in between.

 

[Joker]

This is either going to be a brilliant idea, or an overwhelming failure; there is no in between.

Thank you Yoda.

 

[MattB]

Doctor says I need a back-eotomy.

 

[kyle]

The Opposite of a vasectomy ... Add A Dick to Me (chuckle)

 

[Donna]

The Opposite of a vasectomy ... Add A Dick to Me (chuckle)

Are you saying you bat for the other team?

 

[kyle]

Ah NO. Just a joke.

 

[Donna]

I'm old enough to be his momma, but I still wanna call him 'daddy'.

 

[MattB]

Life is a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book, but there are no do-overs.

 

[MattB]

This back pain has done wonders for taking my mind off my knee pain.

 

[Joker]

Oh take me dark stranger.

 

[Dromond]

This back pain has done wonders for taking my mind off my knee pain.

I could have written this post.

 

[Donna]

Let my mouth, okay actually my fingers, get away from me today and now I’m afraid I came across like a creeper; never have I wanted to be wrong this much in my life. 🫣

 

[kyle]

So, need to preface this a little. My Dad's variation on "Happy Wife, Happy Life"

"You need to keep the peace, in order to get a piece"

"And always remember son, that's a 2-way street"

 

[Joker]

A one way street still goes in 2 directions.

 

[littlefairywren]

You're lucky you didn't lose an eye, let alone your finger. Slow down you silly woman!

 

[MattB]

You're right, I literally have nothing better to do.