One Completely Random Sentence...

[Donna]

“By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” (Macbeth, Act 4, scene 1)

 

[Angelette]

My objective is to move out and have a man on my bed!

 

[Angelette]

I need to slow down.

 

[SSBHM]

Now, where did I put that?

 

[James1662]

I need to retire.

 

[CPProp]

Life is a bit like the "secret life of a bin liner", you don't know what rubbish someone will fill you with, or when you'll get dumped

 

[Angelette]

Maybe making cookies will cheer me up.

 

[SSBHM]

I need to start baking cookies too! (lots and lots and lots of cookies!)

 

[Donna]

Why didn’t I believe him when he told me he was an *******?

 

[CPProp]

It's really embarrassing to have wind in the willows

 

[Angelette]

I'm scared to go to work today.

 

[JackCivelli]

Acid reflux is a biiiiiitch

 

[SSBHM]

Now where did I put those leftovers?

 

[Angelette]

Finally free on Friday.

 

[CPProp]

If I retyre will I get more traction or just a pension

 

[Frogman]

I agree it’s unfair your cat was branded a communist, but you should really floss more.

 

[SSBHM]

Oh sure, I can finish that off.

 

[Angelette]

Is this the real life?

 

[JackCivelli]

Is this the real life?

No, it’s just fantasy.

 

[Angelette]

Caught in a landslide.