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supersoup

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you know the drill, fine dimensioners!!

need to express something, but need a venue for it? have at it here!





dear refrigerator,

i love you. you make my water icy cold in under an hour, and i'll never be able to thank you enough. so in return, i feel it is my duty to keep you svelte, so i'll be digging into those macaroni leftovers here shortly...

in love of foodz,
soup

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dear maggie and dacey,

i miss you two turds something fierce. i'm beyond elated that i've moved to massachusetts finally, but i miss you fuzzballs. bother mama for me, and make sure josh stays on his toes. a poo or two in the house ought to do the trick...

love,
manda

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dear dimensions,

i love you. thanks for the family i've made, and the giggles you've given me.

-soupy

p.s. link to the original oy thread
 

vardon_grip

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Dear Sony,

Congrats, you've finally made a virtually indestructable video game console and the games to go with it.

A few nights ago my uncle got piss drunk....literrally, he pissed all over my DVD/VCR player, PS3 and any un-opened DVD's that were nearby.

The Godfather 3 was totally discolored in the front and the back plus it still stinks, but I popped it in and it works just fine. Same with the console itself....not a skip or a glitch at all. I even tried a movie that was caught in the stream and the system played it no problem.

Its funny how a simple drop of water could fuck up a Sega Genesis game back in the day but a PS3 can be peed on and still work fine, god bless technology :)

-
Hayes

This a direct result of Sony's hiring R. Kelly as quality control supervisor.
 

Surlysomething

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Dear Greek Restaurant

Thank you. Thank you. Souvlaki is just what I needed. Plus good conversation with a great friend.


Tina

:bow:
 

Green Eyed Fairy

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Dear New Guy I have started dating:

I effing love how you randomly text messaged me today because you want to see me :wubu:

Your future kinky new GF :batting:
 

Famouslastwords

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Dear GEF,

Cheating on me again? However will our e-love survive this?

You've ruined my faith in women.

Signed,

FLW
 

gypsy

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Dear Computer Power Supply,

How DARE you conk out on a night I have a fucking Naxx raid scheduled? Now I have to update the old clunker and hope that it won't take it 5 hours to install Wrath of the Lich King.

Or maybe I'll get a real life and GO OUTSIDE. SO THERE.

Sternly,

Addict

PS... oh shit, I really sound pathetic there. But not as pathetic as YOU, power supply!
 

SMA413

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Dear Creepy Cafeteria Guy-

Um... Thanks for the offer to be my "toad boy". I don't really know how to respond to that. So yeah. I'm kinda glad the cafeteria closes early on the weekends so I can go elsewhere for my late night lunch.

- Samantha

PS- Thanks for the free desserts. That's pretty much the only reason I haven't completely shot you down and ignore you.

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Dear Favorite Person-

Hope work doesn't suck completely today. Miss you like crazy.

- Samantha

PS- I'm thinking August. Thoughts?
 

Proner

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Dear sponsor

I'm just so happy to find people who believe in me, you just boost up my self-confidence. I know it should be a hard decision because with many back injuries I could stop surfing a any moment so thank you, I was down with this annoying back injury and confidence issues and you helped me to stand up again.

Thank you
Romain
 

Admiral_Snackbar

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Dear Wal-Mart:

Please take note that the size and color of your Equate Brand Anti-Gas Medicine softgels bears remarkable similarity to your brand of stimulant laxatives. Apparently at 5am in the morning under less than optimal lighting, my desire to relieve myself of the previous day's HealthyChoice Tortilla Soup (which should actually be called "One Dorito and 300 Beans") discomfort led to a rather splattacular event later that morning.

I will never again take that medication's patented Shitmaself(tm) technology for granted. Although the walk from my desk to the bathroom is a scant 50 steps, it may as well be the Bataan Death March when the Admiral is fixing to fire his rectal trebuchet, if you get my meaning.

This public service message brought to you by the number 2.
 

Surlysomething

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Dear Wal-Mart:

Please take note that the size and color of your Equate Brand Anti-Gas Medicine softgels bears remarkable similarity to your brand of stimulant laxatives. Apparently at 5am in the morning under less than optimal lighting, my desire to relieve myself of the previous day's HealthyChoice Tortilla Soup (which should actually be called "One Dorito and 300 Beans") discomfort led to a rather splattacular event later that morning.

I will never again take that medication's patented Shitmaself(tm) technology for granted. Although the walk from my desk to the bathroom is a scant 50 steps, it may as well be the Bataan Death March when the Admiral is fixing to fire his rectal trebuchet, if you get my meaning.

This public service message brought to you by the number 2.

You're an ass (har har) ;)
 

Rowan

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Dear Wal-Mart:

Please take note that the size and color of your Equate Brand Anti-Gas Medicine softgels bears remarkable similarity to your brand of stimulant laxatives. Apparently at 5am in the morning under less than optimal lighting, my desire to relieve myself of the previous day's HealthyChoice Tortilla Soup (which should actually be called "One Dorito and 300 Beans") discomfort led to a rather splattacular event later that morning.

I will never again take that medication's patented Shitmaself(tm) technology for granted. Although the walk from my desk to the bathroom is a scant 50 steps, it may as well be the Bataan Death March when the Admiral is fixing to fire his rectal trebuchet, if you get my meaning.

This public service message brought to you by the number 2.

Oh my goodness this made me laugh out loud at work and I got shushed lol
 

snuggletiger

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Oh my goodness this made me laugh out loud at work and I got shushed lol
This is why I am glad I have my own office with a door and mini blinds so I can laugh ala Desi Arnaz and not get the shushment.
 

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