oy, it's letters to people and things, part deuce!

Discussion in 'Daily Living' started by supersoup, May 21, 2009.

  1. May 21, 2009 #1

    supersoup

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    Nice to meet you beanbag.

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    you know the drill, fine dimensioners!!

    need to express something, but need a venue for it? have at it here!





    dear refrigerator,

    i love you. you make my water icy cold in under an hour, and i'll never be able to thank you enough. so in return, i feel it is my duty to keep you svelte, so i'll be digging into those macaroni leftovers here shortly...

    in love of foodz,
    soup

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    dear maggie and dacey,

    i miss you two turds something fierce. i'm beyond elated that i've moved to massachusetts finally, but i miss you fuzzballs. bother mama for me, and make sure josh stays on his toes. a poo or two in the house ought to do the trick...

    love,
    manda

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    dear dimensions,

    i love you. thanks for the family i've made, and the giggles you've given me.

    -soupy

    p.s. link to the original oy thread
     
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  2. May 21, 2009 #2

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    Consistently smarmy

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    This a direct result of Sony's hiring R. Kelly as quality control supervisor.
     
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  3. May 21, 2009 #3

    Famouslastwords

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    Iaintnogoddamnsonofabitch

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    Dear thread,

    Subscribe

    Love,

    FLW
     
  4. May 21, 2009 #4

    OneWickedAngel

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    Untamed Woman...

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    So right! so wrong! [​IMG]
     
  5. May 21, 2009 #5

    Surlysomething

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    In Remembrance In Remembrance

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    Dear Greek Restaurant

    Thank you. Thank you. Souvlaki is just what I needed. Plus good conversation with a great friend.


    Tina

    :bow:
     
  6. May 21, 2009 #6

    Green Eyed Fairy

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    Moving Forward

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    Dear New Guy I have started dating:

    I effing love how you randomly text messaged me today because you want to see me :wubu:

    Your future kinky new GF :batting:
     
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  7. May 21, 2009 #7

    Famouslastwords

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    Iaintnogoddamnsonofabitch

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    Dear GEF,

    Cheating on me again? However will our e-love survive this?

    You've ruined my faith in women.

    Signed,

    FLW
     
  8. May 21, 2009 #8

    Green Eyed Fairy

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    Moving Forward

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    Dear FLW

    Be nice to me and do my eyes real good.....and maybe I will let you watch whenever I finally sleep with the guy ;)

    Lucky gal :p

    Your Kinky Eye Fairy
     
  9. May 22, 2009 #9

    gypsy

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    gone

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    Dear Computer Power Supply,

    How DARE you conk out on a night I have a fucking Naxx raid scheduled? Now I have to update the old clunker and hope that it won't take it 5 hours to install Wrath of the Lich King.

    Or maybe I'll get a real life and GO OUTSIDE. SO THERE.

    Sternly,

    Addict

    PS... oh shit, I really sound pathetic there. But not as pathetic as YOU, power supply!
     
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  10. May 22, 2009 #10

    Famouslastwords

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    Iaintnogoddamnsonofabitch

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    Ok. I guess ._.
     
  11. May 22, 2009 #11

    Green Eyed Fairy

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    Moving Forward

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    *does FLW in the eye real good when she's not looking....*


    Feel better now? :p
     
  12. May 22, 2009 #12

    Famouslastwords

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    Iaintnogoddamnsonofabitch

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    ;) I'm missing an eye now!
     
  13. May 22, 2009 #13

    Green Eyed Fairy

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    Dear FLW,


    You know as well as I do that an extra orifice is every man's dream.....


    Lovingly Yours that did you a HUGE favor,
    Moi
     
  14. May 22, 2009 #14

    SMA413

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    Dear Creepy Cafeteria Guy-

    Um... Thanks for the offer to be my "toad boy". I don't really know how to respond to that. So yeah. I'm kinda glad the cafeteria closes early on the weekends so I can go elsewhere for my late night lunch.

    - Samantha

    PS- Thanks for the free desserts. That's pretty much the only reason I haven't completely shot you down and ignore you.

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    Dear Favorite Person-

    Hope work doesn't suck completely today. Miss you like crazy.

    - Samantha

    PS- I'm thinking August. Thoughts?
     
  15. May 22, 2009 #15

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    Dear sponsor

    I'm just so happy to find people who believe in me, you just boost up my self-confidence. I know it should be a hard decision because with many back injuries I could stop surfing a any moment so thank you, I was down with this annoying back injury and confidence issues and you helped me to stand up again.

    Thank you
    Romain
     
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  16. May 22, 2009 #16

    Admiral_Snackbar

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    Veni, vidi, Lionel Richie

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    Dear Wal-Mart:

    Please take note that the size and color of your Equate Brand Anti-Gas Medicine softgels bears remarkable similarity to your brand of stimulant laxatives. Apparently at 5am in the morning under less than optimal lighting, my desire to relieve myself of the previous day's HealthyChoice Tortilla Soup (which should actually be called "One Dorito and 300 Beans") discomfort led to a rather splattacular event later that morning.

    I will never again take that medication's patented Shitmaself(tm) technology for granted. Although the walk from my desk to the bathroom is a scant 50 steps, it may as well be the Bataan Death March when the Admiral is fixing to fire his rectal trebuchet, if you get my meaning.

    This public service message brought to you by the number 2.
     
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  17. May 22, 2009 #17

    Surlysomething

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    In Remembrance In Remembrance

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    You're an ass (har har) ;)
     
  18. May 22, 2009 #18

    Admiral_Snackbar

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    Veni, vidi, Lionel Richie

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    If nothing else, that event earned me my own private work bathroom :)
     
  19. May 22, 2009 #19

    Rowan

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    wickedly delicious

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    Oh my goodness this made me laugh out loud at work and I got shushed lol
     
  20. May 22, 2009 #20

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    Clowns Fear Me

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    This is why I am glad I have my own office with a door and mini blinds so I can laugh ala Desi Arnaz and not get the shushment.
     

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