Addendum -Dear Universe
I am enjoying the weather and all, but I would like to be sharing it with someone special.
So, please stop sending me weirdo's, stalkers, men with bags of goodies, men shorter than 5ft, metro-sexuals, men who are girlier than I am, spitters and mirror freaks!
If you could get him here by Christmas I will be good
The last two you sent me were convinced I was a walking ATM machine. "Oh baby, baby......give me $20" is not my idea of foreplay!