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NancyGirl74

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Dear characters from the movie The Hangover ~

I love you all! Thank you for putting a smile on my face. Needed that.

Nancy

PS...He looked like a Carlos to me too, Alan. ;)
 

Risible

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Please refrain from using this thread or any other to mock, bait, or insult other posters. Further violations will result in infractions and/or time-outs.

I have had to delete several posts of this nature recently, and it will not be tolerated.

/mod
 

Weeze

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Dear You.

Please don't call me pretty. It kills me.


Krissy.
 

ButlerGirl09

Sugar Magnolia
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Dear Keli Roberts from Kickboxing Bootcamp--

I hate you for making my body hurt... But I also love you for it!

And now I need a shower from sweating so much!

Sincerely,
Me
 

fatgirlflyin

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Dear you,

It's been a nice ride, too bad it couldn't have lasted a little longer.

Saying goodbye,


Me
 

AuntHen

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Dear Me,

Don't be ridiculous! You are a fool sometimes! :doh:

Sincerely,

Yourself
 

Gingembre

radar detector
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Dear man-who-i-know-i-should-cut-loose-but-these-things-are-always-easier-said-than-done-and-i'm-just-too-much-of-an-optimistic/naive-loser-to-do-that-even-though-you-don't-deserve-me,

I'm trying to plan my BIRTHDAY here - is too much to answer a text requiring a simple "yes" or "no"? My friend wants to know what I'm doing in my lunchbreak - i want to honour our "date" and see you, but i need to let my friend know, like, a few hours ago if I am going to meet her instead. Are you gonna be in Newbs on Wednesday...YES OR NO? For F**ks Sake!

If I don't have an answer when I get up tomorrow morning, I'm chosing the friend. And that would be a MISTAKE on your part...a big mistake.

Now stop being stuck a c**k and text me back.

<3 me x
 

gypsy

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Dear Rogers Wireless,

Gawd you guys suck sometimes. But I guess you don't suck as much as some carriers; at least I'm getting a free month of my data plan because I had to wipe out everything on my HTC Dream (tmobile users: it's the Canadian version of the G1) and start from scratch again. All because we need to be able to call 911 from our phones. Sheesh.

Signed,

Woulda Lost It Without Wifi



Oh and .....



Dear HTC,

Can you please include your own backup and restore app with the phone in the future? It was a pain in the ass trying to find a decent free one today.

Kthxbai.
 

Green Eyed Fairy

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Dear Thread,

I seem to miss a lot sometimes.....and not exclusively in this particular thread either!

Suspecting it's not always a bad thing,
Moi
 

Famouslastwords

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Dear Men,

I'm sick of you ignoring me just because I'm fat.

Fuck you, assholes.

Sincerely,

Glad I'm dating an a floppy dicked bastard-FLW
 

Green Eyed Fairy

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Dear FLW,

Make him jump up and down naked if you really want to see some dick flopping.

Always glad to be of service with helpful suggestions,
Moi
 

DreamyInToronto

ME WANT COOKIES!!!!
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Dear FamousLastWords:

First of all, you are a cutie pie! Second, what does LFW and FLW mean?

Signed,
a confused DreamyInToronto

xoxoxo
 

Famouslastwords

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Dear FLW,

Make him jump up and down naked if you really want to see some dick flopping.

Always glad to be of service with helpful suggestions,
Moi
GEF,
I see enough floppy dick in my head every time I picture trying to have sex with him. He refuses to even kiss me on his own unless I ask him to because he's afraid "it will start something that will disappoint me."
Sigh,

Signed,
Fucked either way


Dear FamousLastWords:

First of all, you are a cutie pie! Second, what does LFW and FLW mean?

Signed,
a confused DreamyInToronto
xoxoxo
Dear Dreamy,

Thanks!

Signed FLW


LittleFairyWren
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FamousLastWords
Dear Msz,

Thanks for having my back chica, I was doing homework. It's boring.

Signed,

Bored FLW
 

Paquito

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Dear University,

I don't appreciate having two finals on the same day. I don't appreciate having them back to back, with no time to study in between. And least of all, I don't appreciate it being on Cinco de Mayo. What a slap en la cara for my people. I will be lodging a formal complaint con Internal Affairs.
 
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