Discussion in 'Fat sexuality' started by ilikefatsexywomen, Apr 15, 2009.
My gf said I have a small penis, is five inches small in your opinion?
I would say that is small, average is 6-8 I think. Not sure where I read that.
I may be way off base so don't quote me.
It's all relative. Here's the chart. You rank yourself.
Thanx Jay, this is the first time I have seen such a chart. -Adrian
A penis is a lot like a vocaburlary...
It's not always about the size, but more often, about your ability to use it.
With that said... I'd suggest to any gentleman that is lacking to use the pleasure-inducing organ that you can touch your shoulder with.
Yes, your tounge
never leave home without one
dump your asshole girlfriend
That's the problem though. Women are conditioned to tell their guy that he is huge no matter what and if he is ridiculously tiny, assure him that size does not matter. Admitting otherwise supposedly makes one loose or slutty.
No wonder some men are confused and/or deluded.
Little works just fine.Its how he uses it.
Depends on where you measure. If you measure from the top or the pottom the difference is almost an inch!
yeah if you start at the back of your head it makes a difference.
LMAO! Penis is not the only thing you have, make love to woman with your mouth and with your hands! Also tell her how beautiful she is and how attarctive her body is! The effect is so much more pleasing to your partner, trust me I know!!!!!
haha.. that is so much fun!
I never knew this type of discussion existed on Dimensions?!
Before you dump her, ask her about her history. If she's consistently bedded larger men, prefers larger men, then that's her deal--don't hold it against her, but rather tell her from then on out, be up front about it: It will save her and the men she pursues a lot of wasted time.
I like women who are busty. That's my preference. Not saying I don't find small-chested women exciting, it's just how I roll. Nothing wrong with her preference, because she is by all means allowed one. If she's only been with guys who can lean forward and not touch the floor, you're better off moving on and not trying to impress. Plus with some women, those kidney pokes give the best orgasms (or so I've heard). Find me a guy with a 10 incher who can breathe through his ears and has a 5 inch tongue, I will guarantee that he's either gay or cannot adequately use both equally well. If he does then the Army is probably keeping him in Area 51 as breeding stock after the apocalypse.
I would rather a woman tell me I am not to her liking than spend hours trying to bounce my hot dog down her hallway.
Snacky, you started off just great, then you took the slippery slope to insulting women about their preferences. How does that happen? And so quickly?
Uhh, I left my desk, thought about it, came back, and when I tried to edit it, I got this.
Assume that everything after "all means allowed one" to be an error on my part, and I apologize. I was initially trying to be funny and realized it wasn't going to be seen that way. Mea culpa.
Glad you came to your senses.
Guys learn to "lick the alphabet" that will drive your lady wild trust me!
I personally start from the kidneys, it makes quite the difference.
Separate names with a comma.