Pet Peeves!

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  1. Apr 18, 2013 #341

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    All this masturbatory, New Agey self-help bullshit. There are only a few universal truths, and I won't charge you awful sums of money to gain these pearls of wisdom. They are :

    1. Don't spend more than you make.
    2. Don't be a fucking asshole.
    3. Never, EVER trust a fart.
    4. Don't dick around and come between me and my cake. Ain't nobody got time for that.

    Everything else falls into place once you accept these truths. Now let's make out.
     
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    Let's do this!
     
  3. Apr 19, 2013 #343

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    Also : Beyoncè. Fucking overrated, narcissistic prancing twatwarbler.
     
  4. Apr 19, 2013 #344

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    Is it okay to agree with this for the most part and yet still want to use her thighs for earmuffs?
     
  5. Apr 20, 2013 #345

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    She has a monster cock. Guaranteed. A huge, veiny, triumphant impaling device.
     
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    Dammit! That is almost a deal breaker! But I guess I'll have to push through it if it gets me one step closer to Kelly Rowland. :D
     
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    People touching my shit and assuming they know what I want done with it. If I had wanted to clean that, I would have :|

    + 5 misanthropy.
     
  8. Apr 20, 2013 #348

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    Cyclists who ignore the cycle paths the council has spent money on and hold up the traffic instead.
    Marshals and press at events who, after you have arrived early precisely to get a good view/ photos proceed to block your view and spoil every shot.
    Management who think they are above basic good manners and perpetually keep staff waiting or fail to introduce them to visitors as if we are all just part of the furniture.
     
  9. Apr 21, 2013 #349

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    people who work hard to convince you they wont vanish and then who vanish as if they never existed.
     
  10. Apr 21, 2013 #350

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    I really dislike people moving things in my space.
     
  11. Apr 22, 2013 #351

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    People being rude to me when I am only being concerned or trying to help and am being polite.

    People treating me like an idiot that knows nothing just because I am young and female. I'm young, female and graduated top of the whole school of biology at my uni and won every single academic prize available to me. Surprisingly, I do actually know a thing or two about biology and the way animal - and human! - bodies work.
     
  12. Apr 25, 2013 #352

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    That, sir, is wildly inappropriate! :eek:

    *recovers* ... loopytheone's post actually just reminded me of how much I despise being patronised. Truly determining that I know nothing about anything actually requires you to pull your head out of your arse and hear what I have to say. :batting:
     
  13. Apr 25, 2013 #353

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    Quite possibly. But, in my defense, my poor ears get like really, really cold! :happy: :D
     
  14. Apr 25, 2013 #354

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    ...Still bumper stickers and people who say " supper" instead of dinner.
     
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    I thought this said, "bumper stickers that say supper instead of dinner" and I was seriously wondering what kind of bumper stickers people use in your town.
     
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    I'm perplexed by "Still bumper stickers". As opposed to moving bumper stickers?
     
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    No, they're the ones affixed to moonshine-making machines.

    Though I'd think a "don't tread on me" Gadsden Flag decal would be more appropriate than the word, "supper" in that case.

    Well, maybe not -- depends on whether one drinks their supper... *hic*
     
  18. Apr 27, 2013 #358

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    Constant negativity. I get pooping on ones self now and again, keeps you honest. But anyone who is so hopelessly lost in low self esteem that even when that get honest love and attention they shirk away like it's poison.

    Life is to beautiful to be that gloomy.
     
  19. Apr 27, 2013 #359

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    Piss all over the toilet seats in public men's rooms.

    Look dudes, if you can't whip it out and stand next to another man and piss, then either have the damn decency to raise the seat before you piss or squat like the little puppy that you are. There's nothing worse than being in serious distress and needing to crunch only to find the stall covered in urine.
     
  20. Apr 27, 2013 #360

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    people who ask me what my pet peeves are
     

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