All this masturbatory, New Agey self-help bullshit. There are only a few universal truths, and I won't charge you awful sums of money to gain these pearls of wisdom. They are : 1. Don't spend more than you make. 2. Don't be a fucking asshole. 3. Never, EVER trust a fart. 4. Don't dick around and come between me and my cake. Ain't nobody got time for that. Everything else falls into place once you accept these truths. Now let's make out.