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Dr. P Marshall

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I ate the monkey !!!


Those are works of art! And I'm not just saying that because of the monkeys.;)

It's a picture of the monkey vote (the captive primate safety act)! I can't believe it hasn't been brought up here til now! If you really want to read the voting results, go here:

http://clerk.house.gov/evs/2008/roll414.xml


I was very upset by this legislation. How am I supposed to get my monkey militia across state lines now???!!!??? I'm going to have to start monkey smuggling. Great! Like I didn't already have enough to do.
 

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Dr P, I know just the monkey to help lead your simian army:




Mojo Jojo
 

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He can't even win against three little girls made of sugar, spice, everything nice, and chemical X. How do you expect him to lead a monkey army? Y'know, aside from that one in the Powerpuff Girls Movie....

Okay...now I feel reeeally lame....:doh:
 

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He can't even win against three little girls made of sugar, spice, everything nice, and chemical X. How do you expect him to lead a monkey army? Y'know, aside from that one in the Powerpuff Girls Movie....

Okay...now I feel reeeally lame....:doh:
Don't feel bad. I started this thread, am the one who WANTS a monkey militia and ........have you read my signature?????:huh:
 

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He can't even win against three little girls made of sugar, spice, everything nice, and chemical X. How do you expect him to lead a monkey army? Y'know, aside from that one in the Powerpuff Girls Movie....

Okay...now I feel reeeally lame....:doh:


Yeah but he's still a genius. And if the Powerpuff girls weren't around he'd rule the world for sure!

Don't feel lame....I really really really like cartoons. :D
 

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Gaze upon the cuteness of mother, child, and what I'm assuming is a strawberry.
 

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April is International Ape Month, folks.

This year, help put the "Ape" back in "April." Also motorists, do what you can to help apes on the road.
This is truly important news. Thank you, sir.:bow: I make it a practice to always give a ride to hitchhiking apes/monkeys.
Gaze upon the cuteness of mother, child, and what I'm assuming is a strawberry.
Adorable. I want to rep both of you, but as usual:rolleyes: the rep gods and I are having "issues." Every time I run out of rep someone revives this thread. Geez! Now I have rep guilt too.:(
 

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Not much of a thread bumper, but I've had this stuff for months and just haven't had time to post the pics. So this is for you Dr. P. If I wasn't actually holding it, I wouldn't have even bothered.
My apologies, I have been away and just saw this. That is some amazing stuff. I am a little afraid to know what exactly you are supposed to do with it.:eek: It seems like it may be treading the line of being anti-monkey though. Or at least anti-monkey parts. Still, I love the picture on the package. It is always important to be mooned by monkeys whenever possible. :D:wubu:
Monkey Time.
Is that a sexy librarian monkey? What do you do with your free time?:p
 

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Not much of a thread bumper, but I've had this stuff for months and just haven't had time to post the pics. So this is for you Dr. P. If I wasn't actually holding it, I wouldn't have even bothered.

That is some amazing stuff. I am a little afraid to know what exactly you are supposed to do with it.:eek: It seems like it may be treading the line of being anti-monkey though. Or at least anti-monkey parts.
Welcome back, Dr. P. :)

I'm pretty sure it's monkey repellent, to keep them from getting into the butt. I've heard it works when nothing else will.

Good find, Daddy-oh!

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Welcome back, Dr. P. :)

I'm pretty sure it's monkey repellent, to keep them from getting into the butt. I've heard it works when nothing else will.

Good find, Daddy-oh!
Thank goodness Daddy-oh is always looking out for us. The problems of monkeys getting into the butt has been overlooked for too long. So many suffer in shame and silence needlessly. And they can be persistent, especially the ones who smoke. Don't ask me how i know.:blush:
 
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