Tell Me Where I've Been :P

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  1. Sep 27, 2010 #1

    Dr. P Marshall

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    OK, so I realized this week, that I haven't posted here in about a year. And while I could easily tell you all what I've been up to, I thought it would be more entertaining (and WAY more interesting) if you all came up with wonderful tales of my antics over the past 12 months. For those of you who know me, yes, I still like to fill the board with nonsense and am an unabashed egomaniac. (Obviously, I did not spend the year getting "help" as I probably should have). So come on people, tell me what I've been up to.

    Oh and there's NO TRUTH to the rumor that I'm collecting these as cover stories for when I have to tell the authorities what I've been doing for the past year at my - uh - this is just a game. OK?:blush:
     
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    You were hunting colombian drug lords with a bow and arrow set.
     
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    You were cultivating coffee beans in Hawaii and selling them for ridiculous prices to Arabian buyers.
     
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    you came and kidnapped me and stuffed me in the back of your "free candy" windlowless van. then preceded to throw kit kats in the back to keep me quiet about being hungry while you rampaged the usa for your next victim.
     
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    You went bungee jumping but never came back up
     
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    How did you know about my van?????:confused::confused::confused:
     
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    You sold kittens into slavery in the asian market
     
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    You grew a field of marijuana then got lost in said field
     
  9. Sep 27, 2010 #9

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    Have you been following me around?
     
  10. Sep 27, 2010 #10

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    Those kittens (Siamese, Balinese, and Tonkinese) were nefariously trained to surreptitiously knit mittens in sweat pet shops in Katmandu.
     
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    You became a doctor, killed 38 patients, and have been in Mexico ever since
     
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    You found a fat man, married him, he lost weight, you divorced him, he got fat again, so you re-married, he lost weight, so you divorced him, and now here you are.
     
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    You were in the Great White North dancing the tango with the polar bears.
     
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    No..... she became a Mexican, killed 38 doctors and has no patience. <sigh>
     
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    No. I just get you.
     
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    This one might be crazy, but I get the feeling you have been masturbating for 365 days.

    YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. OR RIGHT? I DON'T KNOW. EITHER WAY IT IS NOT NORMAL.
     
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    Training to become an unflinching killing machine. :p
     
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    You went to Scotland to live with Mergirl in an exclusive bird/worm relationship. It was good for a while. There was love, there was laughter, and a lot of regurgitation and nest-building. But then...

    Then Rose got jealous. Threatened to end the whole operation. So you had to get ride of her. Next thing Lisa knows, the new nest is made out of bones and questions. A lot of questions. All asked in that wondrous Scottish accent.

    And now you're back in the U.S. New identity and everything. Welcome back, Dr. M. Parshall.
     
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    Dr. P Marshall

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    I see I should be checking my home for hidden cameras.

    Ugh. Geez, Tattoos, you weren't supposed to tell them what I've ACTUALLY been doing.:rolleyes: I swear, you just never get any smarter do you? I see that I obviously didn't spend enough time last year schooling you properly. This will be corrected. Now, maybe instead of blabbing my business all over the place, you should go slap some more shirtless pictures of yourself up around here. Hmmm? You know, make yourself "useful." :p
     
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    I don't really give a rat's ass if you were killing endangered species and littering the planet with recyclable items, lady, I'm just glad you're back.
     

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