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All you have to do is write ten things down. You can write ten things about ten people, or ten things about one person - whatever you want. The kicker is that they must be anonymous recipients. Here's my list :

1. Every single time you post, God kills a kitten.
2. You have real balls, and I admire that in a chick.
3. In another universe you and I are a scorching couple. En fuego!
4. I have the worst internet crush on you ever. Yes, ever.
5. Outside of me, you're the coolest dude on this whole forum.
6. I'm pretty sure you did some freaky shit at band camp.
7. Your diabolic hotness is only eclipsed by your blazing intelligence.
8. Cool story bro. STFU.
9. Let's make babies. They'd be cute as hell.
10.We need to get hammered together. That shit would be legendary!

Let the fun/games/butthurt begin!
 

Paquito

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I love threads that induce paranoia.

1.) Please learn proper grammar, sentence structure, and punctuation.
2.) I get the feeling you don't like me, which kinda sucks cuz you're awesome.
3.) I miss you.
4.) I don't miss you.
5.) Your elitist attitude has really made me dislike you.
6.) I need to party with you. You already know what music we're rocking out to...
7.) You're a douchebag creeper whore who can go die in a fire.
8.) I don't understand anything you post, but you're cool anyway.
9.) I need to meet you in person.
10.) STOP IT! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
 

Hozay J Garseeya

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I love threads that induce paranoia.

1.) Please learn proper grammar, sentence structure, and punctuation.
2.) I get the feeling you don't like me, which kinda sucks cuz you're awesome.
3.) I miss you.
4.) I don't miss you.
5.) Your elitist attitude has really made me dislike you.
6.) I need to party with you. You already know what music we're rocking out to...
7.) You're a douchebag creeper whore who can go die in a fire.
8.) I don't understand anything you post, but you're cool anyway.
9.) I need to meet you in person.
10.) STOP IT! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

I fear that after reading this, you actually don't like me.

Paranoia-1 Hozay-0
 

thekidstable

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1. the game
2. fml
3. the game
4. the game
5. the game
6. the game
7. the game
8. im so sick, in-, fected with, where i live, let me live without this, empty bliss, selfishness, let me live
9. fin
10. curtain
 

WillSpark

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1. I hope you're not talking about me
2. Why have we never talked to each other much?
3. I miss our sexy parties
4. I'm not sorry for being a total douche to you
5. I wish I hadn't judged you correctly the first time I noticed you
6. I'm glad you lived up to my expectations
7. WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME!?
8. I wish I lived closer to you.
9. and you
10. and especially you.
 

Amaranthine

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1. Sometimes I worry that I just annoy you.
2. You're not the one for me, stop thinking I'm the one for you.
3. I'm so glad you're gone.
4. I wish you were back.
5. It hurts me to see you do this to yourself. I still care, you know.
6. I want to talk to you more.
7. You're hot as all hell. I'm jealous.
8. Your persistence is about as endearing as a flesh eating disease.
9. UGH.
10. Seriously, you're a really really good person.
 

Zowie

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I'll admit, I'm looking at all the positive comments and thinking, "This one MUST be about me!"
It's like... narcissitic paranoia.
 

JulieD

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im doing two...a nice one and a mean one.

1) You are my favorite person here...hands down
2) I am flattered every time I see you.
3) We agreed to both be the most awesome the board... I still agree
4) You are as adorable as a cupcake
5) You are going to be something great, I can tell
6) I dont know enough about you, but I am interested
7) I am probably the only one that views you the way i do...im ok with that
8) You are a badass chick that puts up with a lot of crap you dont have to
9) Everyone likes you...and thats really saying something
10) You are way too funny

1) you are a loser, and I wish you would leave
2) i wish you would shut up, no one cares
3) you mama would be ashamed
4) i dont know if it is low self esteem or an overall lack of confidence in yourself, but its not attractive, get help and get over it
5) i think you would be cool if you were not so damn creepy
6) you make my skin crawl
7) At first, I thought you were alright...but then you spoke
8) you need to get a life, and stop trying to ruin everyone else's
9) i noticed that you are stupid and nothing that you say makes any sense
10) i dont know if you can do any better, because i think you're already trying too hard

yes, you may have made both list
 

CarlaSixx

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Is it narcissistic to believe I might have made both lists? :p

Errr... more like... everyone's bad list, haha.

I'd make one of these but I'm actually paranoid about offending someone.
 

LovesBigMen

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1. Your just such a great person I hope we get to meet one day it would be crazy.
2. You are just plane amazing and I like the way you think and treat people if they treat you wrong you will fight back and thats
great!
3. Well then your hilarious and say things so great I wish I could say things the way you do.
4. WOAH your awesome enough said there isn't a word really hahaha their needs to be a better word made for you really.
5. Sometimes I feel like I bore you and make you feel awkward.
6. I wish you lived closer...
7. When we get together we laugh so much really I don't know why sometimes it's from dumb things, but I love it. :D
8. I wish we could have great conversations and I really try, but sometimes I feel like you hold back.
9.Such a great great GREAT person I can talk to you about anything.
10. I wish you weren't so busy when we are together its great it clicks I know cheesy, but true I want to hang out with you more.

[edit] I'm starting to think maybe I should of done a bad list...xD oh well.
 

vinarian

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These are not all about the same person

1. You, sir, may actually be cooler than me
2. I have wet dreams about you
3. No really, I see you in my dreams and I wake up all scared and sweaty!

4. You are hot as hell and I would love... anyway, pg13 list here ;p
5. I don't know you that well, but you seem cool as hell, we should hang out sometime!
6. Your name makes me crave mexican!
7. Wow your sexy!
8. Zang!
9. When I think about you, I touch someone else!
10. You are disgusting!
 

Amandy

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1) Dang you are hot
2) Dang, you are hot too
3) Don't PM me and act like you never PM'd me before
4) I miss your badassery
5) I miss your picture thread
6) I miss your picture thread too
7) You are my BFFA, I wish you would post here and not just down below
8) It's okay to call it a fetish for fuck's sake, it doesn't make it a disease
9) I was disappointed to hear you like tea parties
10) Someday you'll get laid like mainlined heroin and then you'll get it
11) Hi everyone else! Hi!
 

Paquito

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1. You are way too cool to be hanging out with me.
2. It's hard to be angry with you, since you're the sweetest person ever.
3. I want to be your baby daddy.
4. I still having a strong dislike for you, but it's certainly declined from the burning, seething hatred that I held for you last year. Progress.
5. I love getting food with you, because we have the same tastes and you never finish your meal.
6. You don't deserve her, even if she was stupid enough to take you back.
7. I love you.
8. I hate that we seem to have fallen out of touch, but you're still my ride or die.
9. I will steal a baby for you one day. It will be cute.
10. I still can't believe that you tried to run us off the road because we flipped you off.
 

Amaranthine

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Were we supposed to do Dims only lists? Mine was both Dims and non-Dims v.v
 
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