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JerseyBigBoy

Wayne_Zitkus said:
That thread with the joke poll imspired me.

Let's see how many bad jokes we can come up with. I'll start:

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Q - What's brown and sticky?

A - A stick.

Q. How did the constipated mathmetician solve his problem?

A. He worked it out with a pencil.
 

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JerseyBigBoy said:
Q. How did the constipated mathmetician solve his problem?

A. He worked it out with a pencil.

You're disgusting.
 

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Q. Why does the Pilsbury Doughboy wear an apron?

A. So that he can hide his "dough-nuts."
 

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? There's footprints in the butter!
 

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Ok this one a 1st grader told me:

How do you hide an elephant in a bag of skittles?

You paint his toenails different colors!
 

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John's friend said to John one day, "John. I bake excellent cookies. They taste like pussy."

John: "WHAT!?"

John's Friend: "I bake cookies that taste like pussy."

John: "WHAT!? Really?"

John's Friend: "Yes indeed, would you like to try one?" *hands John a cookie*

John: *takes a bite*
John: "UGH!! This tastes like SHIT!"

John's friend: "Well you have to turn it around"
 

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Two aliens in a flying saucer were playing tourist and visiting Earth. One of them asked her husband, "So, dear, what do you think of the Grand Canyon?"

He replied, "It's just Gorges."
 

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Q. What do you call a vegetarian that has a case of "the runs?"

A. A Salad Shooter
 

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Q. Why do gorillas have such huge nostrils?

A. Because they have such big fingers.
 

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