I love no arms and no legs jokes.
True story. I have a friend who has a below the knee amputation.
He would say that his perfect woman would be named Eileen and work at IHOP.
They would have many children who had no arms and no legs.
Floating in the water Bob
Hanging on the wall Art
Found on a beach Sandy
Avid book reader Paige
The sweet tooth Candy
The child that is going to be an alcoholic Brandy
Of course we can't forget the mentally challenged twins that keep getting caught in the window covering Curt and Rod
Speaking of self-deprecating humor: I have a paraplegic student. When we were discussing the final exam, which would last over three hours, I groaned and said, "This is going to be a real challenge for my bladder."
The paraplegic grinned and offered: "Would you like one of my catheters?"
The Vatican has been developing a new range of communion wafers. The Pope has announced that they are now completely satisfied with the new range of communion wafers and later this year they will be distributed for mass consumption.