Dan DeLeon
Well-Known Member
There are three rings in a marriage:
- The engagement ring.
- The wedding ring.
- And suffer-ring.
That's a good one. That's some Rodney Dangerfield type stuff right there.Son, you're adopted.
Huh, I wonder who my real parents are.
WE are your real parents but your adoptive parents will be here in a minute to pick you up.
That's good too.The guy who invented spellcheck just passed away. May he rust in piss.