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Joker

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I've always liked to imagine that the trade name of Viagra is derived from the Sanskrit word व्यघ्र (vyaghra), meaning tiger, because it makes you "perform" like a tiger.
No it just gives you a hammer. You still have to move it to get the job done.
 

Shotha

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Some news is hard to find.
Do you mean Cialis?

A young friend of mine once asked me, "Hey, Frank, what's it like to be fat."

I replied, "It's just like having an erection, except it's all over. It lasts a hell of a lot longer. And, when you get to my age, you don't need to take Viagra to maintain it. You should try it some time."
 

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As lockdown continues my neighbour appears to have taken up carpentry as a hobby, I was going to make a joke about it but I can’t think of any that woodwork.
 

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