The Thread for Random Single Confessions Part ... I don't know what Part

[Yakatori]

I do it all of the time and truly relish it, sitting there with a creepy, self-satisfied, & knowing smile.

 

[Fuzzy]

I just ate two special chocolate chip cookies :|

Did they do it for you? I'm not sure what special was.. but I'd rather just have a dozen of these PB sammiches.

 

[Highsteppa]

I like going to the movies alone.

Werd up. I prefer to go to a movie alone - lot less likelihood of a distraction.

 

[FatAndProud]

Did they do it for you? I'm not sure what special was.. but I'd rather just have a dozen of these PB sammiches.

They made me take a deep nap lol Overall, not impressed. They were decently flavored "edibles", though lol I'm jealous you have ALL OF THE PB SANDWICHES.

 

[LeoGibson]

They made me take a deep nap lol Overall, not impressed. They were decently flavored "edibles", though lol I'm jealous you have ALL OF THE PB SANDWICHES.

I wish I could have some of those cookies and a deep nap. They both sound awesomely enjoyable.

 

[FatAndProud]

I wish I could have some of those cookies and a deep nap. They both sound awesomely enjoyable.

I'll give you cookies if I can rub your bald head.

 

[LeoGibson]

I'll give you cookies if I can rub your bald head.

For a cookie? You can rub anything you like.

 

[Saoirse]

Ive eaten cookies and made brownies with friends twice, but each time I was already high as shit, so I never could tell how good the edibles were

 

[FatAndProud]

For a cookie? You can rub anything you like.

Oh. Danggg.

 

[HottiMegan]

IC that the warm air from the fire is making me sleepy. I wan to take a nap now

 

[ODFFA]

IC I want a new dad for Christmas.

 

[CurioBBW]

I miss dating

 

[HottiMegan]

IC I'm really tired

 

[Fuzzy]

I miss feeling my toes.

 

[HottiMegan]

I got an html programming job and i'm scared that i am not skilled enough to do it. I took some courses on html5 and felt good doing them but now, this is for real and i'm having a mini-panic attack at the idea of it.

 

[Fuzzy]

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell.



Actually, it was less McDonalds.. but I'm fairly certain that's what he meant.

 

[Fuzzy]

I got an html programming job and i'm scared that i am not skilled enough to do it. I took some courses on html5 and felt good doing them but now, this is for real and i'm having a mini-panic attack at the idea of it.

I'm really curious how this is turning out for you.

 

[FatAndProud]

I looked at my manager's crotch area today. Forgive me Father, for I have sinned (once again). Oh my gosh. I caught myself and walked away. It was the worst, like, 3.4467999999 seconds of my life.

 

[Fuzzy]

I looked at my manager's crotch area today. Forgive me Father, for I have sinned (once again). Oh my gosh. I caught myself and walked away. It was the worst, like, 3.4467999999 seconds of my life.

A casual glance is not sinful, esp if the crotch was doing something to gain attention. However, your thoughts at that moment in time would be a clear indication of your innocence or lack thereof.

 

[CleverBomb]

It was the worst, like, 3.4467999999 seconds of my life.

But who's counting?