The Thread for Random Single Confessions Part ... I don't know what Part

Discussion in 'Daily Living' started by Risible, May 19, 2009.

  1. Dec 18, 2015 #10701

    Surlysomething

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    In Remembrance In Remembrance

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    Congratulations, lady! :D


     
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  2. Dec 18, 2015 #10702

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    Well, congratulations! To him, especially. :blush:

    Much happiness to you both. :happy:
     
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  3. Dec 20, 2015 #10703

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    Congrats!!!!
     
  4. Dec 20, 2015 #10704

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    IC I totally love big woman, of sizes and shapes. Not original, but wanted the world to know:D
     
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  5. Dec 22, 2015 #10705

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    Moving Forward

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    Thank you all :)
     
  6. Jan 5, 2016 #10706

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    IC Im lost.

    My work is having a late holiday party next week and since I get a +1, I asked a friend if he would like to go with me, I even offered to buy the drinks. Apparently, that makes me a selfish cunt because he no longer drinks (I had no idea, considering the last time we got together, he said he had been drinking that night), he doesnt like going to functions (even though he goes to functions all the time) and he doesnt want to be around strangers (Hello, we have met before and the rest are just my coworkers).

    So now I feel like batshit crazy, trying to see what I did wrong and its just making me terribly upset and Ive been crying for the past hour. What did I do that was so selfish??????????????//
     
  7. Jan 5, 2016 #10707

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    Nothing from the sound of it. The person is just being cranky.. is this by chance your curmudgeon friend you have spoken of before?

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  8. Jan 5, 2016 #10708

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    Not the curmudgeony boy-toy. THAT would've been easier, as he would've just said No.

    It really is all my fault, honestly. This particular person has severe mental issues and he loves to play victim. I don't even know why I bothered to ask him. A simple No thanks would've been fine, but he's turned it into a days-long battle, trying to get me to see how selfish and manipulative I am.

    I give up.

    I HATE giving up on people.
     
  9. Jan 5, 2016 #10709

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    If that is the case.. dont take it personal. Just dont invite them.. although that can be another fight of.. "you never invite .....

    Good luck

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  10. Jan 6, 2016 #10710

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    The "retirement" of Coach Tom Coughlin made me cry.
     
  11. May 23, 2016 #10711

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    While visiting a truck stop restroom, I saw a vending machine offering the 'most powerful herbal Viagra'. Accompanying the pitch-line was a picture of a conventionally-attractive woman.


    I confess to thinking that if they really wanted to demonstrate the product's potency, they'd have featured this li'l fella:



    [ame]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cJGWSpm5IrE[/ame]


    I must also confess that, in my search for this video (which I saw some time ago), I was surprised to find several videos of a similar nature, one of which involved a Croc (the shoe, not the reptile) as the object of lust. Of course, we can all appreciate the allure of the running shoe (hubba, hubba!), but a lowly croc?


    I further confess I may have said too much.
     
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  12. Mar 30, 2017 #10712

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    I confess that I was annoyed while driving when I tuned in to a comedy station, only to find they were broadcasting a hockey game.

    But it was the Toronto Maple Leafs, so I guess that's within their mandate.
     
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  13. Apr 3, 2017 #10713

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    IC: I am a bit sad at work. I can only use my phone during lunch really.(not that big of a deal)

    And, there is no eye candy here for me. All of the chubsters are women and i am not into women. :( (bit of a bigger deal)

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  14. Apr 3, 2017 #10714

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    So, how are your baking skills, and how many brownies would it take to turn some of them into eye candy? :p


    IC That my wife's broken arm has me comfort eating like crazy :doh: That isn't my job right now, darn it!
     
  15. Apr 4, 2017 #10715

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    IC I am not as strong as I need to be.
     
  16. Apr 9, 2017 #10716

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    Tad... i can totally bake some cookies and brownies and cakes.. 😃

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  17. Aug 24, 2017 #10717

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    IC I had this dream last night where I was in a high rise apartment with a bunch of people when all of the sudden a fledgling mockingbird was fluttering around the room. No one seemed to notice except me, so I was chasing after it and I finally caught it (it landed next to the person in the room I most wanted to talk with and I thought it would be an ice breaker but they only looked at the bird and then at me and then everyone started leaving, including that person). I gathered the little guy up and put it out the window and it landed on a little terrace by the window. When to my horror I realized why it had flown in in the first place. A seagull was perched on the terrace. I went to grab the mockingbird back up but the seagull snapped it with his beak and the damage was done.

    In thinking I was helping the fledgling, I sent it to it's doom :(

    I did however see a nest next to the window and managed to grab the other mockingbird that was there to save it from the gull and then the dream ended.
     
  18. Aug 28, 2017 #10718

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    I absolutely love when people think they know something but in reality they have no fucking clue.
     
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  19. Aug 29, 2017 #10719

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    You ever get a feeling that someone just ain't quite right but you can't put your finger on any real proof of it?

    Cuz this is me about some folks lately. (Not necessarily here, just in general)
     
  20. Sep 15, 2017 #10720

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    The owner of the mechanic shop I go to quite cleverly tried to ask me out today. Basically, if I ever want to get a drink, smoke some weed, catch a movie, etc... I should call him (yep, he offered me his number which I am not sure is the cowardly way or just a way to not make me uncomfortable by asking for mine, these days I have no idea). Anyway, I also got a discount on my car service :p
     

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