Where's your Viking at?I confess I'm lovesick and lonely
Where's your Viking at?
Here, this might help...
Summon Viking Spell
Components: One FFA, if nude, the Viking gets an additional -6 penalty to his Saving Throw. One Chocolate Cake, if covered in fruit of the Viking's choice, he incurs an additional -4 penalty to his Saving throw to resist.
Casting time: How fast can you bake?
Description: When casting this spell, the Ritual to be performed goes something like this. Strip down nude/into Viking's favorite outfit/a fur cape and winged helmet. Remove cake from Oven, Frost it, adorn with additional fruit or sprinkles. Open door...Vikings have quite a nose for such treasures.
Dance around naked/scantily clad, careful not to flip the cake onto the frozen ground...
Viking should appear within 2-12 Rounds, drooling and crazed with desire.
Oh, he might want some Cake too...
I guess you also don't care that I started you a birthday thread?I confess today is my birthday and I could care fuckin less.
i am glad you posted that...I guess you also don't care that I started you a birthday thread?
Well, even though you don't want to be separated, you should have plenty of friends that miss you terribly back home, no?LOL that was great! Made me smile hehe. Will have to give it a go
We came to England 2 weeks ago so I can spend time with my family. He stayed a week but had to go back last Tuesday so I'm a bit lost lol.
Ok so uh, I confess she caught me checking out his style. Come on most lawyers kinda suck, are stuffy and uptight. This guy was pretty cool with cool shades and all. I loved that he had a COUCH in front of his desk rather than some crappy little chairs! I give her props for choices in lawyers.I confess due to my legal battle with an ex...I AM IN A VERY FOUL MOOD, and guess what ...this is one of my outlets.
The good thing is ..my lawyer is a really Hot BHM....and i SWEAR i picked him based on his creditials...way back in NOVEMBER...***smiles innocently***