I confess that even though I hate working in retail, especially this time of year, every so often on the Men's department a customer will talk needing to go up a size or something in that vein and I instantly hear porn-bass in my head...
I confess I laughed seeing the picture of the parrot named the same as a good friend on top of someone's head and someone else posted a comment about praying the parrot doesn't poop and so now if I think of my friend today, I think "____, please don't poop!"
Tim hortons will be closing over christmas so i am going to buy like three large ones wih milk today. Then, i will defrost them day by day and add baileys...because the only thing better than an ice cap is an alchie version of it...!!
IC, there's one completely random event in music and one in television I cannot stop fantasising about.
The music one: a mashup of Twist In My Sobriety and Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This). Not dubstepped though, please!
TV: the producers of The Tudors deciding to do a follow-up series focusing on the reign of Bloody Mary.
Have no idea what it is about these two things or why I would lose my shit if they ever happened, but I would