Did you refer to your sandwich as "the precious" while you crouched naked devouring it? I assume with it held in both hands and torn at violently with your teeth all the while mumbling to yourself between bites, eyes darting around the room suspiciously looking for anyone who might try to take it.just made a naked fridge sandwich
(when you are either extremely single or home alone, so you don't bother with a plate, you just crouch naked in front of the fridge and make a sandwich on your knees and then crawl in to the space between the side of the couch and the end table to eat it)
As for me; Naked sandwich, yes. Crawling into small spaces, not so much. Wouldn't fit.