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  1. Jun 1, 2018 #8881

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    I am amused/horrified by our national pass time of cheeserolling as much as any other Brit, but I can't help thinking these guys are all missing a trick. Surely, get yourself a fat person and have them roll down the hill? Minimal injuries, a great top speed, able to send competitors flying... it's ideal. Also, the prize is food, just saying. :p
     
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  2. Jun 9, 2018 #8882

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    i've been horny as fuck (in a bit of a dry spell) and my beautiful bhm ex is posting nudes on tumblr again under a new handle that i found by accident and i am SO HEARTBREAK
     
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    I second that thought. Maybe us ladies that appreciate a nice tound gentleman could sponsor a team?
     
  4. Jun 11, 2018 #8884

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    Oh my god I'm so up for that! :D BHM of the UK, unite!

    ...hang on a second, I already know plenty of BHM over here! Not sure how much they would appreciate being rolled down a hill after some cheese, but sacrifices must be made!
     
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  5. Jun 11, 2018 #8885

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    Everyone's threads with the same letters made me laugh as I tried to come up with a theoretical one for me...

    Xyantha's xenial xenium - xerox the xylophone!

    Lmfao
     
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    XANADU!
     
  7. Jun 11, 2018 #8887

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    Ooooh, touche!
     
  8. Jun 11, 2018 #8888

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    Since Xy is pronounced Z the letter Z should be allowed as itis phonetics that count. As such I simply suggested something sounding similar to:

    Xyanthas zany zonking Xanadu Zoo for zaftig xerotic zombies and zooming zebras.
     
  9. Jun 11, 2018 #8889

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    A) yas. Based on pictures of my zoo like house?
    B) using phonetics seemed like cheating
     
  10. Jun 12, 2018 #8890

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    I think phonetics should count, and I mean, ODFFA only has one word beginning with O in her thread title, right? The rules of alliteration are flexible!

    This talk does remind me of something Dara O'Briain said about ABC books and the letter 'X' though, hahaha!
     
  11. Jun 12, 2018 #8891

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    I think that overall, that's a good sign for you. So, the next time you have the opportunity to copulate, you'll be ableto channel all of that anger and passion into one helluva good time. (I'm trying to look on the bright side here)
     
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    Perhaps that’s true and that’s what happened, since past weekend I had a very exciting Experience, but when Monday came He was gone. Fuck shitty men.
     
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    I'm glad and sorry to hear that at the same time. Glad that you had that exciting experience but sad that he went "poof" on you. From what I gather, you seem to be a very passionate person who is forthright and fun. Sometimes people don't clue in to the fact that having a very passionate partner is as good as it gets. The highs are extremely gratifying (for both) and the lows don't last too long as that passion, that spirit, that intensity wants to burn brightly. It doesn't like to be put out for very long.
     
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    That’s a very beautiful way of putting it. Thank you. I’m going to screenshot that and remind myself of this.
     
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    Any time. And if you ever need more reminders, just shoot me a message. I'll be glad to try and brighten your day.
     
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    So the most adorable stalker in the world has been reading every single post I've made here and confirmed that tomorrow July 2nd is my third year anniversary of finding this site and discovering FFAs. I confess my little account stalker is pretty awesome and I'm really glad I found you weirdos. Except for Xy...
     
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    My first BHB (big handsome boy) crush was in the 6th grade. He played the trombone in the band, he had dark curly hair and almost looked like he was getting a little bit of a mustache. On a band trip he and I ended up in a paddle boat on a little lake. He started peddling like crazy trying to catch a nearby duck. I asked him why? He said he wanted to make me laugh.
     
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    Sticks and stones may break my bones BUT I HAVE A PUPPY!

    P.S it's easy to stalk you when you leave such heavy footprints =p
     
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    He is a cute puppy.
     
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    He is adorbs. Super smart and super sassy (right now he is trying escalations when he is displeased, but is soon figuring out calm= only way to get what he wants).
     
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