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I tried taking my dog Jack out to use the bathroom the other night, but it was so dark
I couldn't see Jack shit.
 

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
 

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BREAKING NEWS:
A man was admitted to the hospital this afternoon with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.
Doctors describe his condition as stable.
 

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