Things the opposite gender should know

Discussion in 'BHM/FFA' started by Bearsy, Jul 14, 2010.

  1. May 3, 2013 #501

    Anjula

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    We really really love sex.

    Some of us really really like BJ.

    Most of you suck at eating pussy, we just won't tell you this. That's not your fault, I personally think its wayyyy harder to give amazing head to woman than to man.

    Banana advice wasn't that bad, you're overreacting. It was just funny, if you still think eating banana = good blow job, you've never got a good one.

    Also, not all of us go out to find a perfect match, some of us just wanna get laid. Just like guys.

    Not all of us like this " I love you, you're my princess" bullshit.

    * maybe it suits only slovakians! Don't get too offended hahaha
     
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    I would like nothing more than to hear about ladies' cats.


    Well, not nothing but you get the idea.
     
  3. May 3, 2013 #503

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    Alternatively, feel free to look at my tits because I'm likely staring at yours. It's only fair.
     
  4. May 4, 2013 #504

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  5. May 4, 2013 #505

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    You should know that those of us that drive big trucks and look down into your car windows in traffic hoping to see a nice breast flash, or a hiked up skirt, or just general freakery, are not all meth-revved creeps waiting for the right opportunity to snatch you out of your car.:eek: Mostly we're just run-of-the-mill horndogs hoping to see something out of the ordinary to relieve some of the monotony of a horrendously boring job! :D
     
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  6. May 5, 2013 #506

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    Some of us just want cuddles.
     
  7. May 8, 2013 #507

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    I'm not reading through this whole damn thread just to see if someone has already posted this (or maybe I already posted it...?):

    If you seriously want to lose weight, don't pretend that you like the way you look for months and then suddenly want to lose it, even though your gf is obviously VERY attracted to the way you currently look. FFS, this is annoying and it happens every goddamn time.

    Some of us employ a very rigorous selection process to filter out people like you, and don't appreciate liars! :p
     
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    Tell me more of this selection process...
     
  9. May 9, 2013 #509

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    It involves pineapple and squid
     
  10. May 9, 2013 #510

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    No starfish?
     
  11. May 11, 2013 #511

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    You can bet your ass that this summer 95% of men in sunglasses are not wearing them for eye protection. I am not part of the 5% who are.

    I will check you out.:happy:
     
  12. May 30, 2013 #512

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    I know this isn't applicable on this particular board but....YOU ARE NOT FAT.
     
  13. May 30, 2013 #513

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    Because fat women aren't attracted to fat men?
     
  14. May 30, 2013 #514

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    You haven't heard normal-sized or even thin women complaining about how they're "fat" 10,000 times?
     
  15. May 30, 2013 #515

    Paquito

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    Your statements about women are boring and reductive. BUT, I did misread your original statement and I apologize for that. Bye.
     
  16. May 30, 2013 #516

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    Oh, fudge.
     
  17. May 30, 2013 #517

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    1) I was referring to the whole board, not this forum. I didn't want any woman here to think I was referring to them.

    2) :rolleyes:
     
  18. May 30, 2013 #518

    Paquito

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    Yeah I apologized for misreading your statement in my edited post.
     
  19. May 30, 2013 #519

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    I'm afraid you don't understand the word, "Bye".
     
  20. May 30, 2013 #520

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    I'm out

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