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LifeTraveller

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While my wife never actually "broke" anything. . it was one of her fears that a chair or bench would break on her in public. .She did wear out a couple of reclining chairs over the years, perhaps prematurely too. . but such is life. .I've never broken anything by sitting on it, however tripping over something is a different matter.

The oddest thing I've ever seen, was at a family get-together. . My brother in law, who's not only tall, (6'4) and weighs in the upper 300's. had a big plate full of food in one hand, and a tall drink in the other. . He walked over to his "personal" metal lawn chair and sat down. . Unknown to him, my nephew had taken the foot caps off the bottom of the legs. So as he sat down, the chair slowly sank into the lawn....(it had been a rainy spring and the ground was soft) It sank far enough that he was literally sitting on the ground. .

All he could say was "what in the world's goin on". . To his credit he dropped not one morsel of food, nor a drop of his drink. . All the time his son was hiding behind a tree chuckling. . . .
 

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I've broken several lawn chairs. When I was 13, I broke a pool table with another large summer camp girl. I've broken wooden stools, and a wooden step ladder. I'm probably missing some things, but that's what comes to mind now.
 

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on the 4th I was at a BBQ, pigging out as usual, and sat down on a quite questionable wicker chair.. I knew I shouldn't have but I did and it started to crack.. I did get up in time before I shattered it lol ~note to self: no more wicker!~ lol :wubu::p
Wicker is so not fat friendly.

A better question would be what haven't I broke. In the last year I have broke three lawn chairs, 2 recliners (my ass is so wide the arms fall off), the arm rest on the driver seat of my van, my new box spring, bent the all metal bed frame, and obliterated a coffee table. I'm never embarrassed, I am usually laughing so hard I can't stop snorting. However, I have started buying fat friendly furniture. Beds are helluva expensive to be replacing all the time.
 

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It’s been a while. I promised to post some stories, so I’ll start with the first one.
Let's call the 1st girl Susan. She was taller than me at about 5'10” (I'm 5'7) and when I first met her she weighed about 205lbs. She was quite chubby with large boobs, her arms where thick and her belly was protruding. She had wide hips and massive thighs which still had some muscles under the soft coat of fat, since she played volleyball and went horse riding.
While we were together she started to gain quickly. Not intentionally - I'm not a feeder, so I didn't encourage her to gain, it just happened, and I didn't mind either ;-) We went out eating quite a lot and she enjoyed sweets and chocolate. Since she was quite tall, her weight was quite evenly distributed. Everything got a bit bigger on her but most of the weight she gained went into her thighs and belly.
She was aware of her weight and so she would be careful when she sat down on certain chairs, such as those infamous white plastic lawn chairs. But on the other hand I had a cheap fold chair made of a thin aluminum frame and plastic seat and back rest. In the evening after work she would always take a shower wash her hair and then sit on that chair to dry them. It took some time since she had very long hair. I loved to watch the little chair buckle under her huge butt which was wider than the chair. A couple of times she pulled the chair to the bed where I was sitting and put her legs on the bed. So she basically sat with her full weight on the chair. While talking, she sometimes started to gesticulate and made the poor chair buckle even more. At times I thought the chair is going to collapse. But strangely, with this chair she didn't seem to notice or care. But one day when she sat on the chair as usual I noticed that the chair legs buckled a bit more that usual, I have a very well trained eye for that kind of thing ;-). But Susan didn't seem to notice as she proceeded to dry her hair. I was sitting on the bed reading something, or to be more precise, observing Susan's huge body dominating the poor chair. Then she pulled the chair to the bed and put her feet beside me left and right. Of course, I started to caress her massive legs while the poor chair was struggling with her full bodyweight. After a few seconds we both noticed that the chair started to tilt to her left. She quickly jumped up and we looked at the chair: the metal of the chair leg was bent on the left side. The chair couldn't be used anymore since it was totally slanted. She wasn't too happy about it and said that she should start to lose some weight. I told her that it was a cheap chair and it would have happened with anyone sooner or later. Anyways, she didn’t manage to lose the weight while we were together.
 

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So a few months back, i was hanging at my house with my girlfriend at the time. Shes fairly tall (around 5'10) and weighed around 325lbs. After sitting around not doing anything, she decides to put on a movie for us to watch. As she gets up off the bed to put in the movie, (with a squeak of relief i must add lol), i lay down on my back across the bottom of my bed so my feet are hanging off the side. She puts in the movie, turns around to face me, then climbs on top of me in a straddling position. As she proceeded to put all her weight on the bed, it creaked with more and more pressure. After a few seconds of her being on top of me, we both crashed to the floor, as the wheel to the bed bent and the frame hit the floor!!! We both got up laughing, and i told her to try and straighten the wheel out while i lift the bed. She managed to get the job done, and the wheel looked back to normal. I, being 190lbs or so, got on the bed to make sure it was safe. It held me fine, so i left the room to use the restroom. After two minutes in the restroom, i heard a loud crash! i went out to see what it was and the bed frame was on the floor again! but this time, the wheel was completely broken off! i asked her what happened and she just said she forgot about the broken wheel, and sat down to untie her shoes!!!
 

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To byaaah and fredco, very good stories about the crushing weight of your girlfriends !!! Have you some more stories about other breaking experiences??
 

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I broke my toilet seat tonight and no I wasn't using it, lol. I was sitting on it putting lotion on my feet and bent over. The seat snapped right out of the screws.
 

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I broke my toilet seat tonight and no I wasn't using it, lol. I was sitting on it putting lotion on my feet and bent over. The seat snapped right out of the screws.
That sucks, are they cheap to replace?
 

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A friend of mine from my college days was a 6'1" ex-biker who weighed about 430 lbs. One night we all were drinking, he managed to have a whole bunch of jugs of beer and it took a couple of us to drag his drunk ass back to campus. We left him in his room and I went back to mine and a half hour later I heard a clunk and snap sound coming from the bathroom. He had nodded off on the toilet seat and somehow had managed to snap it. He was gone by the time we had gone over to the bathroom but the toilet seat's pieces were there.
 

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This was not a real crush, but it was great:
Some weeks ago my girlfriend (320) and I (305) were on holiday in a hotel and in our room there was a wicker chair, too narrow for my girlfriend, so that she always sat on stool. But one night after some drinks she ask: what do you think, will I make the chair fit with my big ass? I answered try it, then we will see it. So she put her big ass in the small chair. There was an lot of cracking sound and at the end she sat in it. The chair didn´t crush, but it was not the same than before.
 

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I've destroyed at least one chair, but the chair already was on its last legs. We had to glue them back in more than once. So, one day, as I was working on some homework, I leaned back in the chair, and CRACK!!! Down I went. So, we've had to make do with three chairs, and a stepladder.
 

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Im like 345 and havnt broken too many things...well, besides my couches...they dont make crap like they used to. I swear the 3rd day they were delivered they caved in..and I didnt sit on them hard or anything. Thanks to the warrenty they were fixed for free. Still, for the money i paid that shouldnt have happend. This was 3yrs ago when i was like 30lbs lighter too!
 

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My partner and i are both bigger people, and the first time in our relationship that we were both back at his place "getting to know each other a little better" on his bed, BAM the thing broke beneath us. We now have ourselves a nice sturdy wooden bed as opposed to that rather weak metal framed thing that really is not well designed for two beautifully large people. ^.^ I haven't had any chair breaking experiences in my lifetime thankfully, but that is because i avoid any chances of sitting on chairs that i feel are not study enough. If it looks weak and plastic, i'll just... stand all night. Must safer and less embarrassing all round.
 

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I know it must be annoying... But as a FA/Feeder nothing is hotter than seeing a sofa or bed give way under you girl ;).
 

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Last night we went for a walk in the woods and wanted to take a break on an old wooden bench. I sat in the middle of the bench and my girlfriend asked if the bench can withstand us both. Without hesitation, she sat her with her ​​short skirt on my lap and the bench has fairly creaked and bent. When she then moved her butt on me and whipped a little bit, it has suddenly crashed, and we sat on the floor.
 

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My ex and I broke her bed while having sex. Like full on falling apart broke.
 
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