What’s it going to take!!!

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    guys- wtf?

    What’s it gonna take to get an ssbhm to eat pasta carbonara off of my body.

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    Do you offer a full range of menu choices? Maybe the pasta carbonara is the deal breaker?
     
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    Not a bad point- thank you, happily!

    I think I’d be flexible about a creamy sauce- but it has to be a long noodle- gotta draw the line somewhere-

    Better??
     
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    Oh goodness, this is bringing back some memories.

    :eek:

    Seems it wouldn’t be so hard to find. Maybe it’s the area you live in?
     
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    There’s this movie

    “Who’s killing the great chefs of Europe “

    There’s unkind cliches about handsome fat men. The only fabulous scene is when George segal has carbonara eaten off of him by jaquelline bissett.

    Wow

    I mashed it all together in my seven year old head and came up with a luscious man eating carbonara off of me
     
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    I don’t mean to create flashbacks
     
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    Eating food off a partner is incredibly erotic. I don’t blame you for having the desire.

    Many years ago I had a partner eat donuts off of me. The were attached to me with a certain member serving as the “donut hole” if you will. She got a little aggressive with it too. Super fulfilling experience.

    I hope you get yours too!
     
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    Thank you!
     
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    Yeah even though none of them were cream filled when we bought them they definitely were by the time she ate them!

    :D

    Ok I’ll stop!:oops:
     
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    Like I said, wow!!!! ;)
     
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    Whats it gonna take to get an ssbhm to eat pasta carbonara off of my body?

    Answer: a 55 gallon drum of Ragu spagetti.
     
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    Why do I get the idea you have yourself a nasty freaky naughty side? ;)
     
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    If you are looking for a bhm or a ssbhm try a truck stop. The professional truck driver has the highest average bmi of any profession.

    And while you are at it you may consider driving for a living. I have been an over the road truck driver for 5 years and I love my job.
     
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    Thanks wrenchboy!
     
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    Ok, and I thought naked mutual massaging (using olive oil) was wild, now I feel peachy
     
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